Epic Tweets

Nothing to say for himself! Dedicated Detectives wouldn’t rest until they apprehended the man suspected of the shooting on a Bronx sidewalk a week ago that endangered the lives of two young children. Now let’s get him behind bars where he belongs.

Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again.

I want to refresh my mind, delete all my problems, undo all my mistakes and save all the happy moments.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

I'm here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook.

When the person you like is a slow texter, the minutes feel like forever.

Will a Capricorn clash with your zodiac personality? Maybe! Find out now! bit.ly/1cTz5xX - sp

When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I have no money, there's everything.

Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping= Parents decide to vacuum for 3 hours.

Before you judge someone, judge yourself.

'You're cute when you're mad.'' ''Well, I'm about to get real fucking adorable.''

Don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.

Prison Tattoos and Their Meanings: I always wondered what the teardrop meant. goo.gl/YUNoMu - sp

Definition of "I'll think about it." = I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.

Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar.

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.

My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.

That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.

I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says “Never Mind”.

I don't eat because I'm hungry, I eat because I'm bored.