Female Body Inspector of Goblin Town

Alcohol hits your lips for the first time in 3 months and fat bitches start spawning at an exponential pace

current peptide stack: - goyimtrutide - zogamorelin - netanyahu-157

I'm surprised the boat he's filming from can stay afloat given the weight of Analyst 3's massive fucking balls

Not gonna be monitoring iran war tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some strait of hormuz bull shit (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time tracking oil shipments (you wouldnt understand)

@blknoiz06 Cockroaches assemble

crypto twitter pulse check

I don’t know why companies put so much effort into April Fools’ jokes…they already have a Careers page that tricks people into thinking they have a chance of being hired.

@TheReviken ok but what's the fun in that (I'm incredibly frustrated)

You know what’s better than getting whipsawed by the market every day? Being sidelined in cash

@thiccyth0t need this

The best part of accumulating wealth is that you can start saying increasingly insane things and people begin treating them as insight instead of retardation

I don’t know how you guys are trying to trade this just insane headline risk and over reactions every day

tbf there was no way they were gonna let everyone just max short and make money off that speech last night

oh look another completely meaningless headline to whipsaw the market

alright what the fuck happened now

AMERICAN FARMERS WILL CUT BACK ON CORN PLANTING IN 2026 DUE TO INCREASING COSTS AND WORRIES OVER THE IRAN WAR.

you gotta admit it's pretty funny he made them interrupt TV for this speech

Well idk how to view the trump speech but oil and btc are telling me all i need to know

April 1st lost its novelty now that every day is Lie On The Internet Day.

It’s that time of year where I open up TurboTax and start clicking buttons till there’s a number I can live with.

This would be an amazing april fools joke

I'm going flat before this 9pm announcement lmao ZERO CLUE what it's going to be

@Polymarket Trump is either announcing a deal with Iran or an invasion. This better not be some April Fools joke where he just babels.