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@Madisonkanna This is a succinct summary of my career as a software developer

The main downside of working in AI is having to constantly fight off assassination attempts from random time travelers

I have been cursed to work on a team who thinks and acts like me

@chixcancode @davidfowl Yes

@davidfowl You ever had a customer build an amazing spreadsheet with 20 +tabs and macros and ask you to build a web version with equal functionality???

You ever built an amazing spread sheet that nobody cared about but you 🥹?

@JenFarleyDC At least a couple times a week 😀

All we gotta do is tell conservatives that the climate is transitioning and they’ll try to stop it

@netcapgirl This is my favorite meme of all time

A List of Where to Buy Marijuana (Legally) in MoCo Details in the link below. mocoshow.com/blog/a-list-of…

@porpster “Dude! Get a Grip!”

Don't pull your love out on me, baby If you do then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years Don't pull your love out on me, honey Take my heart, my soul, my money But don't leave me drownin' in my tears 🎤 #AT40 I'll be singin' this all day, now!!🤣

@Eden_Eats My new question: “What do you do when you’re not working?”

When someone asks you: "What do you do for a living?" it’s mostly to calculate the level of respect they need to give you.

Very very excited for LCD Soundsystem tonight!

@hiphopsince76 Cash Rules Everything Around Me

*gestures to my unmown yard* "I'm choosing to let my yard grow wild, to help the pollinators." *waves at a stack of dirty dishes* "This, too, is for the pollinators." *trips over a pile of dirty laundry" "Pollinators."

@mipsytipsy I had a manager who loved that phrase

I am not especially sensitive to language. I have learned to be sensitive on behalf of others, because it's the right thing to do, but I don't find most things personally offensive or objectionable. "Open the kimono", though. In 2023. Like JFC people. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ How??

@Chinchillazllla @JenFarleyDC Same

@peaches Are you playing any other dates with them?

@ThatEricAlper Time Out by Dave Brubeck

Partying like it’s 2019

@RadioFreeTom I see you’ve met my dad