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I'm not that Ewan Mitchell...

Today is my 15th twitter birthday! Sorry I'm not here to annoy you as often as I was in the good old days.

@cherryfunked Right here. Thanks for asking.

.@ewanmitchell where the fuck are you girl

@GrahamSmyth Six!?

90 - Six added. 2-2 #lufc

@GrahamSmyth Yes Brendy!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

@chris_hawkins loving the Reindeer Alarm track. Very Christmasy

Derby!? #ffs

What a fucking goal! #thefootball

That was shite Billy! #thefootball

I blame @BBC6Music @BBCRadMac for this. #crispsontheradio

“So I said Reform isn’t solely focused on foreigners - our policies cover a full range of social, economic and environmental issues” “What did I say Roy?” “She said immigrants eat swans”

🎵 Here we go again on another #Frei-day! 🎵 Another chance to #win a case of #Alkoholfrei 🍻 Simply repost for your name to go into the hat 🎩 Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!! #competition #giveaway

Leeds United are crowned winners of the Championship! 👑

Fuckling get in Leeds!

Draw at turd moor please. #lufc #mot

@fkamaris Awww thanks. But I assume you mean him not me.

@ewanmitchell i yearn for you

It comes to this. Willing Derby and Millwall to win! #ffs #thefootball

#ffs #thefootball

An Aaronson goal and a Meslier penalty save. If you tell us you had money on it you're a terrible liar. 1-0 #lufc

@KirstyLUFC You can never leave.

Not saying I'm a lucky charm but... I've been back in the country 2 months and we're unbeaten in that time. You're welcome #LUFC

It's a long way to Cardiff when you're shit! It's a long way to Cardiff when you're shit. It's a long way to Cardiff, long way to Cardiff, a long way to Cardiff when you're shit! #mot #lufc