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@rgpoulussen the one and only time my wife and I got to arnhem. She did ask why I took the umbrella on such a sunny day 😊. I couldn't resist. #MarketGarden

@WestHam Weak cunts

Leeds double their lead. ⚒ 0-2 🔵 (74')

@WestHam Tell magassaa he ain't on the fucking beach

Leeds open the scoring. ⚒ 0-1 🔵 (26')

@WestHam Don't fuck this up. Irons ⚒️

It’s FA Cup Quarter-Final Day 🏆

Let's rise to the occasion today a west ham 🙌🏽

Happy Easter to all those celebrating ⚒️

@_Afcbanks @SouthamptonFC Haha mandem are fuming

@SouthamptonFC Get our club out of your fu*king mouth

We had too much for an injury-plagued Arsenal 😉

@EmiratesFACup @SouthamptonFC I bet you lot and your money bag pimps are going fucking bananas.

50 years on from winning the competition...@SouthamptonFC are heading back to Wembley! See you in the semi-finals 👏

@tomassoucek28 Good luck tommy lad. You deserve it 👊🏽⚒️

🇨🇿 Když snít, tak ve velkém Ani si neumíte představit, kolikrát jsem si jako malej kluk lehal do postele s přáním být jako ti, které mám vedle sebe vylepené. Byl tam celý tým z mistrovství světa 2006. Teď, o dvacet let později, na ně konečně navážeme. A já, který si při návštěvě u rodičů lehám do té samé postele, můžu být najednou jedním z nich. Přes kvalifikaci a dva penaltové rozstřely jsme dokráčeli až pro letenku do Mexika. Nejde být víc hrdý. Na nás. Na vás. Na celou zemi. Že jsme to společně zvládli a Česko opět dostali mezi nejlepší. Tam, kam patří. Děkuju vám za to, váš Suk. ❤️ Odkryjte celý příběh v mé knížce 👉 tomassoucek.cz

@ITVNewsPolitics "The players may have changed but the game remains the same"

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer hosts Syrian President Ahmed al‑Sharaa in Downing Street

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@NovaOfLagos @BVMsDaughter @NoContextBrits Looks good mate 👌🏽 could do with that right now 😁

@BVMsDaughter @ExMiddlewayFC @NoContextBrits This is light for breakfast

British cuisine. Best in the world.

@rocodu @NoContextBrits Not a church mate

@NoContextBrits Average british church

@NovaOfLagos @NoContextBrits Sounds like a good idea 😁👊🏽

@ExMiddlewayFC @NoContextBrits 🤣😂🤣. Still not a bad idea. You need to get yourself a Nigerian friend. Just for the foods.

@NovaOfLagos @NoContextBrits Haha im sure its great but a plate of egg and bacon is what us british boys need especially on a sunday morning. If I had to attempt that what you posted i would be there all week 😁

@ExMiddlewayFC @NoContextBrits These are good for breakfast. I can show you what to have for lunch.

@NoContextBrits Please explain to our friends from abroad this is breakfast. The pictures of their lovely food would be the night before. Then a full English sunday morning to reinforce the empire 🫡🇬🇧

@NovaOfLagos @NoContextBrits Not for breakfast bro. Especially after a skin full the night before

@NoContextBrits Nigerian cuisine. Best in the world

Greggs opens new store in Southend High Street with ten new jobs ift.tt/5EOQ2Yy

@speeds_c Mate, my time is now 👴🏻

Year is 2068 and the only way they get me to respond to my dementia treatment is by playing retro fifa songs

@BlobWarriorUK The street cleaners won't think so.

It's going to be fun to watch when the Islamists take over the Green party.

@SkyNews Your all lying cunts. MPs and media alike. Cunts

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer tells reporters it is a "little bit far-fetched" to suggest that the theft of Morgan McSweeney's phone was to hide Peter Mandelson's messages. Live updates: trib.al/1evMZTO