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@Ivy_Dinma @mamboitaliano__ Doing Lord’s work right there

@mamboitaliano__ Okay he’s not a priest…

So, Festive Easter 2026 ends like this The whole internet literally losing it over this hottie in a Spanish procession Amen 😅🇪🇸

It’s a Good Question…

"you need a degree to build a house" Men without degrees 500 years ago:

Trump tells kids about the auto-pen: "Biden was unable to sign his name, so they followed him around with this big machine"

BREAKING: Michelle Obama has been hospitalized for a ruptured testicle.

HILARIOUS: Child: “How old are you?" President Trump: “51.” Child: “You're 51? I thought you were 46.”

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

Airlines putting Black women in charge of anything customer service related where they have to deal with a paying customers in person should be absolutely forbidden.

Shut the fuck up, old man. This is what 80,000 people sound like! The era of cancel culture is OVER! You platform antisemites DAILY for views but want to ban Ye from the UK because he embarrassed you on your own show. It’s Ye forever 👽

@Keir_Starmer All of a sudden we can decide who gets to enter Britain? Deport the third world rapists, conmen and sex pests before Kanye sodding West.

@eurofounder And what to do if my building has no built in garage and I have to park in the road? What’s the procedure then?

Things you need to do before buying a car in Germany: 1. Register your intent to purchase at the vehicle registration office 2. Obtain proof of parking from your landlord (notarized) 3. Submit your last 3 tax returns to prove you can afford insurance 4. Get written approval from your building manager that the car fits in the garage 5. Apply for emissions certificate 6. Schedule a safety inspection 7. Pay car tax in advance In America anyone can just buy a car, no wonder they are terrible drivers

BREAKING: President Trump rips into progressives’ views on Iran. “You wanna see women's rights? You’re not going to see it there. It’s amazing when I see stupid people like AOC talking about freedom for Iran. Gays for Iran. They throw them off buildings.”

🚨 LMAO! Trump to kids at the Easter Egg Roll: “I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay!” 🤣 “Biden would use the AUTOPEN... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!” 😂🔥

Donald Trump - They blame me for everything. 😂😂

Trump NEVER misses an opportunity to stick it to Biden 🤣🤣🤣He walks over to the press like, "Do you remember the Bunny with Joe Biden?" LMFAO

will smith ain’t slapping YE that’s for damn sure

Only 271,000 Jews were killed During WWII And not 6,000,000 They keep lying to us. Check the census, There wasnt even 6 million of them there.

Can’t believe Trump told Iran to “open the fuckin’ straight.” I miss normal times when Biden would say things like “sfddghhhkjjjytssghtmn.”

How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.

The holocaust never happened