Fire Emblem Anything Bot

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Cain was just cancelled for not paying their taxes!

One will protect you. The others will try to hunt you down - Rhea, Sothe, Lyon, and Dimitri.

Lucius kins you.

Corrin is obviously a better character than Constance, anyone who disagrees is wrong.

You can live in a castle, but you have to room with Quan and Constance, are you staying?

Julia and Lucius are both about to be run over by approximately 33984 horses but you can only rescue one, who are you saving?

Fates is better than Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light and we both know it.

Innes has been banned from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for embezzlement.

Rhea has explosive diarrhea.

Shadow Dragon is better than Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light and we both know it.

One will protect you. The others will try to hunt you down - Rinkah, Julia, Lysithea, and Shinon.

Dimitri kins Patrick Bateman.

Seth has a gun!

Due to recent controversies, Petra's new VA is going to be Millie Bobby Brown.

Felix just caught Lucius crying to the ending of the Minions movie.

Lethe and Manuela are teaming up to fight Eliwood!

Finn has joined the MCU!

Lute was just cancelled for manslaughter!

Serra is rapidly approaching your current location.

Three Houses is better than Shadow Dragon and we both know it.