Jim “young professional” Dougherty

@dialectits Red40 😫😫❤️

"cravings are your body's way of communicating its needs:)" what essential nutrient am i missing that can apparently only be found in a red starburst

@somewheresy Bait haha

If you’re over the age of ~25 and have to deal with this or roommates that aren’t related to you, something has gone seriously wrong.

@taobanker People used to want to suck Steve Jobs off for wearing a turtleneck and jeans, so idk…

No one ever talks about how horrible High Agency Low Taste people are

@rondingle63 Ngmi

Making a LinkedIn post for becoming a server at Topgolf #shrink

@snapbackinterns Shoutout Prigioni from that one season

The interns were asked to for the deepest cut Knick they could name

@MistaBubonic @robbiegoodwin 🤣😂😂🤣

@robbiegoodwin Did I say he was doing anything wrong?

Eric Adams the sequel. How come he gets a pass?

@Jbn3ex We sell your nerdslop

There are adult men who work non-technical office jobs

@BLAMElTONYOU Dumb af

the big gaps between dates... mama u aint slick

Thank you!! Agree.

@justinbieber @SKYLRK Happy 😃 and fly go JB go

crazy to think @skylrk audio is almost here. stay tuned :)))))))))))))))))) xoxoxo

@wavstxr Beast mode

knicks fans yall can jus thank me later honestly

@UsingLyft I find this annoyingly ignorant. It’s like telling a clinically depressed person, “now that you’re on meds,” are you ashamed you couldn’t do it on your own? No, not at all!! Lol I’m happy to be alive, for I had no changes to my mental health until said medication.

Serious questions for the people who took weight loss drugs after years of not being the weight they wanted to be: Was it really that hard to just stop eating so much? Can you compare the impulse to something else? Do you feel at all ashamed of your lack of self control?

to illicit a response. Manipulate

@BGatesIsaPyscho Holy shit

🚨🇺🇸 Meanwhile in Nebraska “I hope you guys can see this, but that is all ticks” Holy crap - step out into the Countryside in this State and never eat Meat & Dairy again.

@_bag_mannn Anthony Bourdain, Vince Staples, Lady GaGa, Martha Stewart

Everyone talks about a dream blunt rotation but I wanna know who’s in your dream BAG rotation. Who you ripping lines with

@mage_ofaquarius @mudscryer Yes, but the second you start to reject it, you’ll see them as a parent.

@mudscryer The trade is being with someone who fetishizes your dysregulation