Funny Or Die Weather

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Announcing the new Funny Or Die Weather app! Weather & laughs together at last. Get it now: bit.ly/1860NYB

50% chance of people caring about your homerun in the company softball game.

Severe and traumatic thunderstorms reminiscent of your parents arguing before dad left.

Heavy Rain: God's Depressed Again.

Raining punches at your prone groin. You mouthed off to the wrong Navy Seal.

Hard rain and loud thunder. Great day to wear a fisherman's rain coat and yell "Thar she blows!"

All clouds gather into one clump to form a cloud Pangea.

Wispy light rain and gentle breezes. Great day to go to work naked.

Gruff and mangy like Luis Guzman.

Really clean, like someone just said "Shit, let's get it extra right today."

Weather is canceled today cause of Meth.

Thunder that sounds a lot like the Dave Mathews Band.

Darkness all day with two seconds of intense sunlight at a random time.

Rain for two seconds followed by a blast of 1000 degree sunlight.

Ball lightning that looks like the old Pac Man Ghosts.

Slightly slight with a chance of thinness and contrivance.

Cold and damp, like senior citizen porn.

"It's raining, it's pouring, the old man can't afford his prescription medication."

It's raining Jazz Cats and Curb Dogz.