Fred VonFirstenberg

@M80L92 This is a product of a college-level course: How To Create A Piece Of Shit 101.

اختراع مذهل لم تشهده من قبل مصنوع من مواد بسيطة

@SexyNfrustratd How cute in your increase two cup sizes bra.

Last selfie as a 32 year old 😬

@Brat_Riley Take it doggy for me.

Bark for me🦴

@jejefrmig All set to "shop" at Target.

still cute wit a bonnet on🌸

@justmerenataa It's "turning temptation into moments" but hey, all of the words are there, just screwed up in their order.

Turning moments into temptation 😉✨

@pynkrickowenss You're riding dirty - no one is interested.

where is my passenger prince 😒

@suckafreesnow Judge them by the content of their character.

Everything all good 😎

@gigi43xx Oh look, close the barn door, the cow came home.

Yall missed me?

@xmilyvee No. I'd tell you to pound salt and get away from me. You're disgusting.

Would you flirt back if I flirt with you?

@miyahonmarz Another fat ass with a dead battery.

thanks 🥰

@BrittsMagee You like On-A-Top, to grind?

Grinding hard lately...hoping my hard work pays off!! 💕

@DavidJa51216245 @spoiltrosa Pay attention.

@FVonfirstenberg @spoiltrosa In this context she's correct. Are you saying she should say 'Your favourite my daughter and I'?

Your favourite mum and daughter duo

@realmissb_ Do the diet.

@lose2bronte Is your backside wanting violated?

did your wallet miss Me?

@BAEASIA16 Race appropriator for the loss.

big LIPS for the win😍

@enjinisms You just did.

can i annoy you with weird questions 🤓

@sweetmelonns A solid 1.

Rate me 1-10 🖤

@kashdabag Not with a ten foot pole.

Wanna touch it 😩?

@blondegiantess_ Good Lord, did you use a spatula to apply the makeup?

Is this outfit date-appropriate? 🙈

@DuskyPrincess_0 Aren't you supposed to be at work, the calls center for customer service?

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