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Fail Prime
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Beigetreten Eylül 2017
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@ziugroyp @esjesjesj He's all of those things.
Now then, I think your mommy is calling, run along and get your nuggies before they get cold.
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@FailPrime @esjesjesj He’s none of those things, and he’s infinitely more successful than you loser
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Nurse is killing me here. They have to clean up dead bodies
NSNB@N_S_N_B
Clavicular lists the "Top 10 easiest Jobs" 1. OF Girl 2. Model/TikToker 3. Reaction YouTuber 4. Nurse 5. Uber Delivery Driver 6. Cameraman 7. Lawyer 8. Pro Athlete 9. Plumber 10. Streamer
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@ChoujinVirus The amount of people who are extremely incorrect about how disability works in that comment section is mind blowing.
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I recalled when Biden was becoming president, Right Wingers admitted to wanting to flee to Panama
bumbadum@bumbadum14
This couple takes home 170k a year and 60k of it is VA benefits. Meanwhile they hate America and want to move to Europe.
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@LoganSpang12847 @Floki_Vt @kinocopter @Frontier44444 @bumbadum14 What a weird way to let people know you've never served..
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@Floki_Vt @kinocopter @Frontier44444 @bumbadum14 Bullshit every other nocom in every branch, lifts a box full of paperwork once in their career and pretends to pull some muscle in their pussy so they can get on disability for the rest of their life. Scammers of the highest order
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This couple takes home 170k a year and 60k of it is VA benefits. Meanwhile they hate America and want to move to Europe.
Paul@WomanDefiner
Caleb would release a sure banger while I'm out of town.
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@dread_piratefry This guy, and the anti-rabies vaccine guy should get together and get bitten by a raccoon...
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Steve Jobs and Bob Marley would've loved this kid
Riley Check@holisticgrenade
Unpopular opinion but chemotherapy is essentially just medically assisted suicide.
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Unpopular opinion but chemotherapy is essentially just medically assisted suicide.
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@holisticgrenade I’d second that! I believe fasting is the best cancer treatment.
Don’t give it anything to feed on and it dies.
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@SKline74952 @DeathMetalV Weird way to let people you don't understand the 2nd Amendment.
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@DeathMetalV The 2nd Amendment will not be altered so unless you're proposing a strategy to strengthen school security or add more police shut the fuck up
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They'll do more to keep imaginary scenarios from happening than school shootings.
Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog@DougWahl1
MAGA IS SOLVING PROBLEMS, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD! Rep Mary Miller (R IL) has introduced a bill that would ban strippers from performing in schools. When asked how often this has happened.. she was unable to name on reported case. Your thoughts?
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@DeathMetalV I remember Stripper Assembly day fondly.
Everybody from Grade 1 to Grade 6 all gathered in the auditorium to watch Sugarplum and Stacey Lynn twirl on the pole...
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James Woods is a prime example of a B-list bit actor desperately trying to cling to relevancy as his life slowly dwindles down to nothing.
He was nothing in life, and he'll be nothing when he's gone.
He'll leave behind no real legacy, other then one of hate and ignorance.
And not a single fuckin person will miss him.
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@RealJamesWoods @AGPamBondi You're not overly intelligent are you...
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The last cabal of conspirators against a sitting American President were hanged together on a single gallows. The statement was clear: you act together in treason, you shall die together in ignominy.
@AGPamBondi, you have a current referral regarding RussiaGate.
America waits.
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@BasedMikeLee No
It
Is
Not!
You've already admitted that you can win elections without the Save Act suppressing votes.
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@WulfsbaneComics I have a hard time trying to figure out who's more insufferable, Chapple Roan, or Chapple Roan fans..
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Damn, outside of her music, everything I've been hearing about her tells me she sucks major ass. Must be a trend among upcoming pop stars
Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦@cmclymer
Look... Chappell Roan may be exhausted with fame, and she's entitled to her privacy. Both are valid. But if you're sitting in a public restaurant and an 11-year-old child who idolizes you simply passes by and shyly and politely waves, you put down your fucking fork for a second and wave back at minimum. That's the bare minimum. You don't claim you were harassed. You don't send a security guard over to hassle the kid's family. You wanted a career in music. You wanted fans. Having a right to privacy does not mean the entire world, full of kids who admire and look up to you, is going to somehow pretend you don't exist when you're out in public. That's absurd. You offer kindness for kids because they're kids.
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@RealJamesWoods Curious, as a washed up supporting actor, when have you ever been relevant?
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The left doesn’t seem to understand that knowingly and willfully perpetrating a political hoax to unseat the President of the United States is a treasonous abrogation of the will of The People. Those who engage in such egregious behavior have been hanged for less.
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@BasedMikeLee Damn, so if finally comes out, the SAVE Act is important to you, because without it, you couldn't rig elections, and you'd lose your seat.
Get fucked Mike.
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A pedophile is upset that people will be celebrating the death of another fellow pedophile.
Color me shocked.
LDSLawyer@LDSLaw
Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.
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@LDSLaw You're LDS, your thoughts on the situation are automatically invalidated.
Maybe try again when you aren't part of, and supporting an organization rife with sexual abuse and cover ups.
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Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think.
Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet.
It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party.
Mark my words.
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@junbobojunbo I just have to say, I've seen your car pop up on my time line a bunch, and I absolutely love it! The color, the body, it's amazing!
I hope I can make my BRZ look as amazing as this!
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@Jackkk Yeah, I have 0 sympathy.
She scammed people out of money, then went into hiding. She can fuck herself right off a bridge
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Hailey Welch speaks on her HAWK coin launch
“The day the coin launched I actually had, I think two podcasts that day and the guy that was in the room with us, the one who was like operating the coin we noticed he was like pacing around everywhere, acting nervous”
“After we finished all the podcasts everybody went out the room and looked concerned and I’m like what is going on? I don’t understand what’s happened? They said oh nothing don’t worry about it. I pull up my TikTok and the next thing I know there’s all these posts saying I’m going to jail”
“After everything got figured out… I took every step you’re supposed to take, I was cooperative with the FBI and SEC. I even sent my phone off for days and had everything searched, the SEC cleared me”
“This traumatised me, I wouldn’t come out of the house for like months”
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