
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 23 year old 2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it 3. Double down on drinking 4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs) 7. Get divorced 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands







