Tuchel Stan ⭐️ ⭐️ 💙

This is the best image you’ll see on the internet rn 🥺🥺💙💙💙

@SimisolaTomori @paulsoye Omoooo! You don’t know what you’ve done for humanity! How much is this picture like this??

@paulsoye London, Suuyarrrrrrr Peckham rye

First meal of the day on the train☹️☹️ Thank you Funmi for tagging me to this amazing Suya spot.

Wait… is this actually where the tax payers money is going to??? Or this is coming from personal pocket? I’m confused, please

if you’re a fat girl, god will punish you wherever you are 🙏

Ulcer Fibroid Endometriosis PCOS Poor Family Non virgin Short Fat Big Stomok There is no woman in Nigeria escaping all 9 issues on this list. Not a single one. The crazy thing is that more than 60% have up to 5 issues combined and Nigerian men are kneeling to propose to them.

@ogatairl Walahitalahi sunmobillahi, I’ll say. It and there’s nothing you’ll do! 🫵🏽

Non Muslims should stop saying Wallahi , it’s not a slang or some funny word for u to be spamming

I just fell on my knees thank Dead beat fathers r producing a lot of hoes for us in the society 🙏🏼

A Nigerian man was working as a cashier at a DIY (hardware) store in London. He was caught letting his wife steal £200 worth of materials. Both convicted. One year later he was arrested again. This time at Euston station with another man’s stolen credit card. Convicted again. He returned to Nigeria. And he ran for governor of Delta State. Nigerian law said you cannot run if you have a criminal conviction. He forged his date of birth on his passport to hide his UK record. Nobody checked. He won. 😂😂😂 His official salary as governor was $25,000 a year. He bought six properties in London. A mansion in Johannesburg. Properties in Washington and Houston. A private jet worth $20 million. A Bentley. A Maybach. A fleet of armoured Range Rovers. His American Express bills showed he spent tens of thousands of dollars every single month on luxury hotels, clubs and shopping. In 2007 Nigeria’s anti-corruption chief accused him of stealing $250 million from Delta State. Ibori offered the EFCC chairman $15 million in cash to drop the case. The chairman pretended to accept. Then deposited the cash at the Central Bank. Nigerian courts still acquitted him on all 170 charges. He ran. Escaped to Dubai. A mob of his supporters fought off the police trying to arrest him. Interpol caught him in Dubai. The UK extradited him. In 2012 he pleaded guilty in a London court. The judge called the £50 million he admitted to stealing “ludicrously low.” He was sentenced to 13 years. Served half. Returned to Nigeria in 2017. A sitting senator was in the crowd that welcomed him home. His name is James Ibori. Nigeria never convicted him once. 🇳🇬

Stay out of trouble. Hear me out, brothers 1. Stay away from road rage. Ignore that idiot driver on the road. 2. Pay attention to your instinct; when it feels like “don't go” please don't go. 3. Let your kids share a bedroom. Don't let them sleep individually. Males have their bedroom likewise for the females. 4. Play PlayStation with your kids.

@wendy_okolo @USinNigeria You’re an inspiration!!

Hi Twitter/X fam. I’ll be giving the keynote in T-10 hours at @USinNigeria Artemis II Event. See y’all soon 💕

@Omolomo_o I know there’s more where it came from! You can still steal one more for my baby

fresh from china, i will let you know how it ends 🥹

This my iPhone X should not spoil before then oh 🙂‍↔️

@AttaBoi_Westy A friend: 🌝

What about one that does 4 times a day? Asking for a friend.

@_Vivian_xo Omo, I’ll be sharing my Zara cart link with you abeg

I cleared my shein cart today. By myself 😔. Should have been my husband doing that.

@Techtee7 @ThaBoyYom What is now normal to you people oh?

@ThaBoyYom But it’s natural for a man to provide for his family It’s not normal to expect the same responsibilities from a lady

I checked the comments… This feels cute.. No issues.. Internet is smooth and sound . Till a Wife does something cute for her husband too too Then ‘sl@very 101’

@Samballz @SenorMakua 🙏

@Fejer_Official @SenorMakua Thanks

@nigimmigration @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial Why have I just received someone else’s International passport in my house? This is clearly someone’s identity in my house! What do I do about this now when I can’t contact the high commission or consulate?

@Samballz @SenorMakua Had almost similar problem with them recently… so, I was in and out of the place pretty often…

@Fejer_Official @SenorMakua You seem to know a lot about them

@Samballz @SenorMakua You actually can go without appointment..: but make sure you’re there very early before 10am… so you can see the man in charge..: you may be lucky to get you passport that same day too… just go with all your documents

@Fejer_Official @SenorMakua @nigimmigration @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial @InquireAtNaija I have. If they replied me, I wouldn’t be trying to get their attention on the TL. I can’t turn up at the high commission without an appointment or someone knowing that I’m coming

@jabarzee I Remeber vividly when her niche was all about Barcelona…pre match jokes and videos generally about ForcaBarca… her contents were mainly about Barca back then… not sure what changed… I guess that’s how her visibility came through, bro

@Fejer_Official horny men made her big She’s a troll account , nothing she’s influencing with football with her content

Not to h8te or anything, but this girl is benefiting from beauty tax and the horny men we have on here. What does she know about sport or football to be receiving this multiple benefits

@Samballz @SenorMakua @nigimmigration @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial Oh… please reach out to them via @InquireAtNaija.. but most likely you’ll have to visit the Nigerian house to get your own passport

@Fejer_Official @SenorMakua @nigimmigration @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial Huh? I said they delivered the C4 envelope to me and it was my Old passport and someone else’s new passport. It was a sealed envelope!!!!