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@_justvic1 Nairobi nayo hukuwa chaotic....

Nairobi unahepea mvua kwa sidewalks unapatana na floods na hawkers wanauza minji kwa njia. This city pisses me off.

A green flag: She can be upset and still talk to you respectfully. That’s self-control.

Ni murang’a university iko kileleshwa ama ni kileleshwa iko murang’a?

Wacha sasa tuseti an extremely dangerous mtego hapo ugani Riyadh Air Metropolitano mamaee

Morio wako akikuja kwa bed sitter yako akalie kitanda badala ya sink 😅

Thank you Lord.

Avoid students na bibi ya mtu kama unadai kuishi fiti.

@HE_ndirangu @PM_tafsiri @Naomikibandi @ukalimoney 😂😂😂😂

@PM_tafsiri @Naomikibandi @ukalimoney Then go to campus.

Dear Parents,do you support we have two school terms due to high expenses?

@supuypweza @Rastawenu 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

The best “energy drink” is 3L of water. The best “focus drug” is 8 hours of sleep. The best “reset” is a day without screens. The best “therapy” is time spent with loved ones. The best “antidepressant” is 45 minutes of exercise. Dear son, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

If you want to go far in life, master being bored, silent, and alone.

@_fwambui @ombotojr Hii labda Voke Klein 😂😂

@ombotojr Calvin klein ni 300

Alafu uskie wanaume wakisema panty ni 30bob

@KE_MrBlack If y'all use this truck then you all are guinea pigs 😂

When driving at night, you sometimes deliberately let another car go ahead of you so it acts as your "guinea pig". If they hit a bump or a pothole, you know it’s time to slow down

God knew how much you were willing to risk for that girl. So He removed her. Thank Him.

@rukky_nate @OloriOfOloris Ebu skia huyu😂😂

My brother’s girlfriend left him. He was 27. She was 25. She left because she wanted to marry and settle down. My brother wasn’t ready. He was hurt because he genuinely liked her. He is 30 now and doing really well for himself. She is 27 now, still not married. She now drives a Lexus SUV, has her own place, and a well-paying job. Guess who’s back sleeping with each other again? Both of them. Told him to enjoy her. But he should never think of marrying her. He agrees. She left once. She will leave again.

As a man, No matter how much of a gangsta you think you are, remember to pray in the morning.

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Leave her when the relationship is at its peak, so you'll forever be her favourite ex.

Women after letting you suck their nipples

Meet you soon my brother Eze❤️