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I’m sick of it all. It’s like Pop Idol for cunts. #ConservativeLeadershipContest

@indiashairline @Askrigg_lad True !

@Fluffadelic @Askrigg_lad We need one to be trans, one to be gay and one in a wheelchair

Here’s the latest BBC series. It’s about The Beatles….

@beemyli Yes my dad specifically & some former pets. It’s nice to see them again even if weird & not real.

Do family members that passed away visit you in your dreams?

@catwithaura Cruel & unnecessary

His first rollercoaster

@Gaynotqueer1 😂🤮😂🤮😂🤮🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Every woman I know leaves her hotel room this way.

@elviswhataguy @Gaynotqueer1 Yes. The average woman is around 5’4” or 5’5”. These freaks always tower over me .

@Gaynotqueer1 Why do so many men who lie about being women hunch over when they stand? Are they trying to make themselves appear smaller?

In case you missed this from 2023...

A thick fat cow being described as “ brilliant”. This is why I can’t watch it. #ThisMorning

Useless old boomer Harry Redknapp, I believe you mean #ThisMorning

Another one who’d fuck himself. 🤮 #ThisMorning

@Robbie_Reasons Amongst my colleagues in retail we have a kick boxer, a cage fighter & a boxer/ hockey player…. I’d love to see our lads serving it up to these scrotes.

These shoplifting scumbags need a month behind bars for every item they pinch. Hats off to the Poundland employee showing Waitrose how it is done.

Hehe, quick question, what do you see, chicken or a bird🤔

@sappholives83 Oh he’s exquisite! I’m not worthy !

This is Remi. He is most beautimous. He is also freshly brushed and looking his elegant best. He hotly denies any rumors that his great grandfather was a skunk.

@Shunyaa00 Remove his eyes so he can never see another girl. Remove his hands so he can never touch a woman or wank. Remove his dick & balls so he can never experience sexual pleasure. Rub salt regularly into his wounds. But let him live.

🇬🇧 UK: Manchester - Ali Rashid Butt, 39, from Pakistan attempted to rape a 14-year-old British girl. Caught by British patriots. He owns a halal Pakistani restaurant in Manchester. Ali says: “It's my first time, please forgive me.” What punishment does Ali deserve?

@BellaBaddie__ Yes and inadvertently switch my torch on

Does anyone else accidentally screenshot their lock screen at least three times a week?

@Gaynotqueer1 He’s performing his pornified image of a young woman while coping with a seething wound oozing bloodstained pus into his Tena Lady pants because his pseudo- snatch is too gooey for normal underwear…

"I get girl parts and suddenly I start acting like a basic b!tch."

Even Leigh had to give up the act eventually, Francis take note. #SundayBrunch

@DrAlmarielao He took one look at that forehead…

A woman shares a dating story that left her stunned. She met a guy online, they picked a restaurant, and she arrived early; opened a tab and ordered a drink while waiting. When he showed up, everything seemed normal. They moved to a table, had dinner, good conversation, no red flags. But when the bill came, the waitress asked if everything should go on the card already on file; hers. He stayed completely silent. She awkwardly said yes, he casually asked “are you sure?”… and still didn’t offer to help. Afterward, they exchanged numbers, and she assumed he’d send his half. The next day, she sent her Venmo. No response. No payment. But was ready for second date. That’s not just awkward; that’s a lack of basic respect. It’s one thing to split a bill, but letting someone else cover everything without even offering or following up says a lot about character. Would you give someone a second chance after this, or is that an immediate red flag?

@Davidjsalter Fucking hell it’s incredible ! I thought it was a photograph ! Beautiful work x

I think this may be my most technically accomplished drawing. And one of my favourites. Drawn back in 2020 from a ref pic by Paul Fine

@RanchScimitar @Grovesy_1980 From a retail workers perspective- yes Nigerians & Ghanaians are the rudest fucking customers.

@Grovesy_1980 Does anyone else think Nigerians have a massive sense of entitlement and arrogance or is it just me ? I don’t think I’ve ever met one that doesn’t think he’s a gift to mankind.

Fucking Nigerian neighbour has sent 2 other nationality black men into my garden to check the other side of his fence. No knock at the door. Ignorant bastards. Said the neighbour had give permission. WTAF. Took bat out and told them to fuck off. Police called. Sick of it.

@lulu_lulu2020 @noplaceforsheep Except they will also bark all day at being left as I have endured today.

@noplaceforsheep leave your dogs at home people. They would be much happier at home. I adore dogs but making them sit outside a cafe. They get so bored. I’m sure they would prefer to be at home. Ridiculous bad manners. I think from the owners.

At dinner last night, outside table, balmy late summer evening. 2 women arrive with 4 dogs, sit near us, one dog barks & barks & barks & barks. Lose my temper, say I didn’t come out to dinner to listen to your fucking dog barking, we can’t have a conversation here, make it stop. Puts dog on her lap & it shuts up. Gives me death stare for rest of evening. WTF is it with some dog owners? I mean, really, why would you expect other people to put up with your fucking barking dog when they’re out to dinner? 🤷‍♂️