JollyPirate

@Flush_Entity 😂

new gambling tax laws 2025: vp net profit $22.6k (exc $9k state tax paid) ytd 2026: vp net profit $33.4k (exc $22k state tax paid) adjusted for new tax laws & state tax, est ytd net loss is $23.7k for recs, gambling is no longer entertainment, it's punishment for pros, 🙏

@TheTrooper97 Slots take a guaranteed rake every time the button is pressed, except the slot machine isn't paid an hourly wage to sit there. Just the price of the screen and the electric bill basically.

Well that's what I've been saying. An army of retards are saying it's dumb for me to not show details. I say that there are things that a few know that the masses don't, and that the revealing YouTubers aren't really showing the good stuff. I just make videos to show the journey, not to train anyone how to do even the smallest of things.

So I just watched an obvious AP check a phoenix link. Obvious, because he had a stack of Checker tickets thick as his bankroll. He did it completely wrong, ignoring half of every denom. But they say everything is common knowledge and everyone knows everything and there's no reason to be secretive about anything.

@TheTrooper97 There's very minimal edge in slots thats why there are Starbucks Baristas on every corner and not slot hustlers slots are everywhere because they are a cheap way for the house to always win

@spensersembrat @AllenKessler I heard the Borgata is going to put Chainsaws on the new $5 chips

C'mon this can't be true. These are the new 100s?

@spensersembrat @AllenKessler Can we get a Buffalo Coin or Buffalo Bill for Chainsaw

@billfillmaff @spensersembrat @AllenKessler Can we do a $94 note with a buffalo head on it, I think Allen would think that's fire.

@spensersembrat @AllenKessler Should be a $90 bill. A bare minimum is 10% off.

@RealKidPoker Of course kidpoker

Question: Do you believe we are being visited on Earth by intelligent alien life forms using advanced technology that is non human? Yes or no.

@TheTrooper97 You might be more experienced or luckier than other players, but there isn't an advantage other than comps that are now earned everywhere. When I watched your vlogs with free credits, you were playing shitty dueces wild for a year. You did cash out is good, because u hated slots.

@DKCasino Cut it in half and double it.

If you were given $2M to play with at the casino but you could NEVER watch sports again, would you take it? 🤔

@rlavere03 @DKCasino 20% contribution on most table games

@DKCasino Depends. Whats the “play through” and when can I walk away with my winnings?

@itsvegasmatt @senortilt 20,000:1 payout split 2 ways I'd say they paid off their markers for the week.

@senortilt Is that good?

I walked up to my friend playin video poker. He takes a break to talk to me. First hand with me there we hit this

@BlackRainPoker I think if you have a wife who plays poker you'll generally hate your bankroll better to teach the tactic of beware of women in casinos than fold KK preflop nobody likes a nit.

If you hate folding pocket kings. You’ll hate your bankroll too.

@DKCasino 6:5 blackjack just keep that in Vegas or wherever that machine was located

Expert blackjack advice from our admin

@Jelitics 9.3 million before brakefeast what are you some kind of CasinoHunk?

i woke up, lost $1.3m and haven’t even had breakfast yet. and i still have to go outside, smile, act normal like nothing just happened. that’s gambling. the damage is invisible. please do not gamble.

@GarysheffieldJr Can't breathalyzer Meth

If Tiger blew triple zeroes why is he being charged with a DUI?

@Harrym8710 @m0E_tv This is what you do when you are stagnant but have peaked financially and made some money somehow. You do shrooms and put it on X.

@m0E_tv Can say hello to dazed while your there

Trying this chocolate shroom tonight. Also stream starting now.

Okay it's time for a 6:00 a.m. news flash. In all my retrolling of the trolls, I haven't yet said this to see if they can figure it out themselves. If you are in any way involved in the positive side of slots, you should appreciate the fact that I hide information and protect the game. You dumb mother fuckers.