Rick Allen

@Amelia558rs Hmmm, Mo, Larry or Curley… tough choice….Not!

@MbarkCherguia Chimpin cum laude!

What would you call this graduation celebration?

@NoDMsPerfavore Pork chops!

IF THIS PICTURE WAS A SCRATCH-N-SNIFF STICKER ... WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD SMELL LIKE?

@trump_dona19543 100%

@Matt_Pinner 100%

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@AmiriKing And these people vote!

Who’s gonna tell her?

@mmpadellan And you are a liar!

This is Liam Ramos. He is not a criminal. He is not a gang banger. He is not the "worst of the worst." He is 5 years old. And he was taken, by ICE, used as bait to trap his parents and he's currently being detained IN TEXAS. This is indefensible. FUCK ICE.

@KeithOlbermann Coming from the guy who hasn’t been sane for twenty years!

The president of the United States is, at this moment, having a full scale psychological breakdown

@Matt_Pinner Botox Babes

What would be the perfect group name for these ladies?

@MbarkCherguia That would be “giant black bodybuilder “.

Giant bodybuilder blocking the whole escalator like it's his gym set 😅 What would you do in this situation?

@TonyLaneNV Why is it always the blacks that break the law?

JUST IN: NYC taxpayers just paid $700,000 for new MTA turnstiles… They’re already being defeated on social media. Is Mamdani going to enforce the rules - or keep rewarding the people who break them? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@AntiLeftMemes Rotting in prison.

@ClayTravis He should stick to what he knows, bouncing balls….

Warriors coach Steve Kerr says an ICE agent murdered an innocent woman and the government is lying about it in his post-game press conference.

@CarlHigbie @itsJohnRocker My thoughts exactly! If you’re in America, speak English. It worked for my Austrian ancestors. They assimilated and were thankful for the opportunity!

If this offends you… I don’t care. @itsJohnRocker

@ML3democrats That’s a unique level of stupidity, right there.

The face of a woman who would have done great things for the country. America made its biggest mistake in 2024, choosing a criminal over a prosecutor. And you're paying the price everyday. Make the right choice this year

@StandUpForTrmp Pack your KY sweetie! Big Bubba likes em tight.

🚨BREAKING: Denver Mayor Mike Johnson Says, "I am willing to go to jail to block deportations." What's your response to Mike?

@SaveAmericaNew That’s what I voted for!

🚨BREAKING: Senator Elizabeth Warren warns that President Trump has terminated 50% of employees at the Department of Education. What's your response?

@DisavowTrump20 A breath of fresh air - a comedy site!

25 years ago, Bill Clinton had America on the path to being debt-free by 2010. Bush then got us us into two wars and crashed the economy. Since then, Trump has destroyed the economy twice after Presidents Obama and Biden fixed it. Want a good economy? Elect Democrats.

@realMaalouf Bye Bitches!

Somali in Minnesota is very angry that Somalis are getting exposed for fraud and threatens: “If you kick out Somalis from America because of this, all other Africans will leave with us in solidarity.” Thoughts?