FluteWarped🧅

If Gordon Ramsey insulted everything I did in my life as hard as he insults chefs who dare serve him raw food I would be the happiest person alive

John Tortorella is coaching a team to the Stanley Cup final while I have to pretend the CBJ core is going to get anything done fuck man

@Alice3DS i look at this and i wonder why i should have to look at anything else

My coworker just sent me this :/

@billwurtz the entire history of Bill Wurtz on twitter

if you doubt there will be rain, that's a droubt

@AnthonyRothman close shave barbasol?

Close Shave America! #ForgedInGold

@hausofdecline Whatever Mark Wahlberg thinks he would have done on those planes, Jack Skellington is actually getting that shit done

@LonelyGoomba I know this was a joke but the show's creator saying "uh oh" in response to its popularity sure gets my brain thinking along the same wavelength x.com/RubberNinja/st…

Gameoverse is the next show to get a terrible fanbase which the creator grows to resent.

Can't lie I folded instantly

At least the Digital Circus Brazil leak gives me more reasons to avoid any online tadc spaces like the plague and just wait for June 4 like a good boy

It'll take me long enough in a few days... maybe a bit longer

@danghentschel Glad to see he's still in good spirits

I saw Donovan Mitchell's teammate grade go from a D- to an A in real time tonight

We're all in agreement that the toys are getting it crazy style from lilypad this is like the Rosalina knee thing

I'm just gonna avoid every responsibility by saying I have the Havannavirus RAHHHHH!!!

Things can feel a certain way, but reality can be nicer than perception every now and then

@LeGoatedOne Idk why but Dennis missing that layup felt like a dagger

Harden running away from the ball yeah it’s wraps lmao

Dennis Schröder misses a wide open layup then all hell breaks loose #LetEmKnow

raptors and cavs are going 7 because I'm in the Torment Nexus

@namesoun none of this is that deep just do whatever

Idk what to do, I thought about going off gimmick and posting whatever I find funny but that's not what everyone followed me for, maybe I stop posting and keep it as a time capsule?? Idk I'd like to hear your thoughts, I kinda want to keep it alive somehow

Hi :)

Cavs vs Raptors Game 4 might as well be a donkeys only gathering Nothing but assketball on the court

The best version of me is dead