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Yo turn up the coworker music let's get banal up in here

I assume Internet Explorer just got around to realizing that it was retired 5 years ago.

@chibidoki Markidoki collab when?

hello everybody my name is chibiplier

How far do you think you've scrolled on your phone if it could be measured as a physical distance? Collectively I bet we've gone an AU or more by now

Mina the Hollower reminds me of zelda, castlevania, star tropics, and kaizo fucking Mario

How has there not been another Tolkien? We have rooms full of writers that all work together to refine and polish products to a disgusting corporate shine, how is not one of them working on a massive project all by himself?

@halenhargreevs It's probably an obvious answer but Red Dead 2. I went into it completely blind in 2022, I actually bought it and let it just sit for months unplayed because I assumed it was just going to be some Cowboy shit, I had no idea I was going to put 1400 hours into it in the end.

GAMERS ONLY: drop a game you wish you could experience for the first time again

They can?!?

Instagram should have been the name of a dispensary

@THE_W4LL_ Onic the Edgehog

name him

It's interesting to think that shit posters are leaving more evidence of their existence behind than almost all of human history combined

I took this in 2011, this is MY meme

@LucyPyre_ It's the same shit they do with movies, first remake was 1914 shockingly, just wait until we're getting bullshit like "The Rockstarsoft Grand Theft Redemption Remake" in the 2040s.

i think i have video game remake fatigue

Life is so beautiful and so pointless at the same time.

Hoarfrost looks like little bugs and nothing else

If aliens ever invade it will be for cheese. We are the only planet in the entire universe producing dairy. Think about it, people always say that UFOs kidnap cows, well they're probably trying to figure out how to make ice cream.

I remember a time when, if a movie so much as mentioned a keyboard a character would say, "I don't want to hear any of that technobabble"

Let's just recognize that I posted this and then a couple weeks later Gorillaz said that this is basically how it's going to be.

Imagine if bands were just names and members didn't matter and were interchangeable... horrifyingly dystopian, but not outside the realm of corporate possibility.

"Don't worry, don't ever afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." -Bill Hicks

Standing in front of the fridge eating queso fresco with a spoon is peak existence.