Fred Ramgren

@rickygervais Is that the world’s largest thumb? Damn.

I’ve played so much tennis this month I’ve worn my hand out. I tried wearing plasters but I think they made it worse. This is my struggle.

@ChrisConte79 They already are, and that’s just their fans!

Canucks need to go get Brad Marchand and Corey Perry now. Why not try and be the most hated team in the league?

@DhaliwalSports Good timing, as I understand economics there would be a 25% tariff on trade tomorrow.

A 1st round pick, Chytil, Mancini for Miller.

@Sportsnet @ShiDavidi You can really see the mission statement in action. Just 3 years ago the Blue Jays were on the cusp of being legitimate contenders. With the shrewd dealings since then they are only 5 years away from being contenders.

GM Ross Atkins says the Blue Jays' M.O. has been acquiring the best possible talent. It's a mission statement this front office must make into a reality this off-season, writes @ShiDavidi. sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/fa…

@NoContextBrits Always the classics

Name one American actor who does a plausible British accent.

@Super70sSports Hate to say it but if you remember this you are old people… I know cause I remember it.

I remember this dunk like old people remember the Kennedy assassination.

@mcuban I would put that right next to, we’ll build a wall and have Mexico pay for it.

@pharmaziz @PuckReportNHL I think that it should be internationally recognized that if the you write in italics it would be sarcasm. But alas no italics are available on this platform. This will have to do.

@PuckReportNHL Yotes crushing. 100%. Impressive

Attendance for games on 11/28/23 #Preds - 17,159 (100%) #Yotes - 4,600 (100%) #Canucks - 18,639 (98.7%) #LetsGoOilers - 18,098 (98.6%) #LeafsForever - 18,508 (98.3%) #MNWild - 17,563 (97.8%) #NJDevils - 16,091 (97.4%) #LetsGoFlyers - 17,885 (93.2%) #Blackhawks - 17,070 (86.5%) #GoJetsGo - 11,439 (74.6%)

@kerbjack Wonder if that “unacceptable conduct” was being a whistleblower, it seems the Hawks way.

Imagine the offence that the Black Hawks deem 'unacceptable conduct' after their recent history of sweeping some other pretty major unacceptable conduct under the rug.

@atrupar Holy cow eh, we just heading down for the cheap beer. Gonna pick up a 2-4. Sorry.

i didn't realize things in Saskatchewan had gotten this dire

@EdKrassen Wasn’t this a song by Hannah Montana?

What Al Franken did wasn’t good. What Lauren Boebert did wasn’t good. See, it’s not that hard to not be a hypocrite. Why is it that people can’t just call things for what they are without a political bias? People on both sides make mistakes. No one is perfect. Everyone makes bad decisions.

@TimHannan @NashIsHereForIt The ol’ Russian prisoner exchange trick. We arrest you so we can exchange prisoners in the future. You have to like his ingenuity, trying the exchange prior to a conviction… It shows the true intent of their “investigations”.

I’ve got a deal for you. Eat shit, fascist.

@983cifm @Kamscan School starting

What SUCKED as a child but is awesome an an adult? #Kamloops

@fasc1nate Roger Daltrey, Steven Tyler

Who's missing from this list?

@DailyLoud The perfect defense

50 Cent is now a suspect in a battery case after throwing a mic at a woman which hit her in the head at a show.

@j_mcelroy My write in vote to make it sound less dated, “SpaceTrain” like when Jefferson Airplane changed to Jefferson Starship. Boom, problem solved.

can the entire TransLink rapid transit system be called “SkyTrain”, or does that make one sound dated? discuss

@CanucksArmy Pat Quinn is the answer for me, some don’t seem to understand exactly how bad we had been for the canucks entire existence prior to him. Burk would be second for me. For those voting Gillis, what did he add to the existing team he inherited to make them better?

Who do you think did the best job as the GM for the Vancouver Canucks? Let us know! Read more here: canucksarmy.com/news/wwydw-sum…

@NHL I think Datsyuk too but honarable mention to…the Savardian spinorama

Who's your #HandsTeam GOAT? 🐐

@BarDown Ooh all time I have to say, Quebec vs Montreal, more recent, Vancouver vs The Draft lottery

In your opinion, what’s the greatest rivalry in hockey? 🧐

@BarDown The white skates push it to the top

What's the worst NHL jersey of all-time? 🤮