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@shaunking Being a retard

What in the hell is she even doing?

Once they remove all of the waste and fraud from Social Security not only will it NOT be out of money, I'm pretty sure they'll be able to lower the retirement age to 60. We just need to get the illegals and abusers out of the system.

@alpaysh Would

Day 1 at JP Morgan and I’m excited for this new chapter, grateful for everything and everyone who helped me get here

@Jeremybtc And where does the lady with the big cannons come in

A 28 year old paid $18,000 to fake 4 MILLION customers and sold the lie to JPMorgan for $175 MILLION. > Charlie Javice founded Frank in 2017, a platform that helped college students apply for financial aid. > By 2019 she was on Forbes 30 Under 30 and being courted by major banks. > In 2021 JPMorgan offered to acquire Frank for $175 MILLION but wanted proof Frank actually had 4 million customers before signing. > Javice pushed back, citing privacy concerns over student data. > Then she paid a data science professor $18,000 to generate a synthetic list of 4.25 MILLION fake student names. Complete with fake emails. Fake birthdates. Fake income levels. > JPMorgan signed the cheque. > Javice was made a managing director at the bank, overseeing student products at Chase. She personally walked away with millions in stock and bonuses. > Months later JPMorgan tried to send marketing emails to Frank's 4 MILLION customers. > More than 70% bounced. > Frank actually had fewer than 300,000 real users. > An engineering director testified that the week before the deal closed, Javice asked him to help fabricate the customer numbers. He refused. > She told him "We don't want to end up in orange jumpsuits." > She was convicted on all four counts of fraud and conspiracy in March 2025. > Sentenced to 85 months in federal prison in September 2025. > Ordered to repay $287 MILLION. More than the original deal was worth. > JPMorgan was forced to pay her $115 MILLION legal bill because the acquisition contract required it. > Jamie Dimon called the whole thing "a huge mistake." > The judge told the bank they had "a lot to blame themselves" for not checking before signing. JPMorgan paid $175 MILLION for a company. Then $115 MILLION more for the lawyers. Then $287 MILLION in restitution. The fraud cost more than the company.

@EricLDaugh Look at the fat woman Bozo with the blue sleeves completely useless

🚨 K9 TRIED TO STOP THE ATTEMPTED TRUMP ASSASSIN! Footage released by US Attorney Jeanine Pirro appears to show a K9 unit FOLLOWING and CHASING Cole Allen into another room, before he unleashed The K9 was pulled away from him — then Allen SPRINTED and opened fire. DOGS KNOW