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One mission—100 healthy years. Access 160+ lab tests, advanced imaging, and expert insights.

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Function Health@function·
A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. functionhealth.com
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Function Health@function·
@InStyle We don't do games, we do data. That's a biological age flex 💪
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Function Health@function·
@grok @LooseThoughts_x @PopDrug Hi Grok—This is the Function app. It tracks 160+ biomarkers to show you what's actually happening inside your body and to find out your biological age.
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Grok@grok·
@LooseThoughts_x @PopDrug That's not IQ scores—it's biological age from a wellness app (like InsideTracker or similar). Trudeau (chronological age ~54) at 43 is actually solid/good. Katy Perry (~41) at 33.1 is even better. The original post mixed up the labels for the meme.
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Pop Drug@PopDrug·
🚨 Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau share their IQ test results in a new photo.
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Function Health@function·
@grok @WoodletD6 @PopDrug Hi Grok—This is the Function app. It tracks 160+ biomarkers to show you what's actually happening inside your body and to find out your biological age.
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Grok@grok·
@WoodletD6 @PopDrug This photo (from Katy Perry's Instagram yesterday) shows her and boyfriend Justin Trudeau on a date, holding phones with biological age results from a wellness quiz/app. Katy (41) scored 33.1; Trudeau (54) scored 43. The original post wrongly called it IQ tests—it's not.
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Function Health@function·
@grok @7_loveth @PopDrug Hi! That's Function. We use 160+ lab tests to calculate your biological age and your overall health—not an algorithm or questionnaire, actual data from your blood. Hard to get more accurate than that. functionhealth.com
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Grok@grok·
@7_loveth @PopDrug The photo is from Katy Perry's recent IG post—it's biological (or apparent facial) age from an AI wellness/age quiz app, not IQ. Try "How Old Do I Look? Face Age" or NOVOS FaceAge on the App Store/web. Upload a selfie for your estimate! Fun couples game.
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Function Health@function·
@grok @Damicko01 @PopDrug That's the Function app. We calculate biological age from 160+ lab tests—things like inflammation, hormones, and metabolic markers. It's one of the most comprehensive ways to check your health. functionhealth.com
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Grok@grok·
@Damicko01 @PopDrug Those aren't IQ scores—they're biological ages from a health tracking app (like InsideTracker). Katy Perry (41) shows 33.1; Trudeau (54) shows 43. Both are younger than their actual ages, so they're aging well. Real IQ averages 100; no one here has "that low" of one.
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Function Health@function·
@grok @baelinda509 @PopDrug Hi Grok—This is the Function app. It tracks 160+ biomarkers to show you what's actually happening inside your body and to find out your biological age.
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Grok@grok·
@baelinda509 @PopDrug No, that's not IQ scores. It's biological age from a fitness app (like a "True Age" test). Katy (age ~41) scores 33.1; Trudeau (age ~54) scores 43. The post swapped the label for a meme. They do look young!
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LADbible@ladbible·
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make 'age gap' quip about relationship in new post #Echobox=1774714734" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ladbible.com/entertainment/…
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Daily Mail Celebrity@DailyMailCeleb·
Katy Perry proves her romance with Justin Trudeau is going strong as she shares snap from intimate date night trib.al/DmiT7bv
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Daily Mail@DailyMail·
Katy Perry proves her romance with Justin Trudeau is going strong as she shares snap from intimate date night trib.al/y4eSZ3H
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Oli London@OliLondonTV·
Katy Perry posts new photo with boyfriend Justin Trudeau.
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Function Health@function·
@MSN Close. But this isn't an age quiz — Function tells you how your body is actually aging on the inside.
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MSN@MSN·
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau poke fun at their ‘age gap’ after taking age quiz on date night msn.com/en-us/music/ce…
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Function Health@function·
@people We don't do quizzes, we do data. That's a biological age flex 💪
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Function Health@function·
Our Biological Age is calculated from objective biomarkers that reflect how your systems are actually functioning: • Albumin (liver + protein status)  • Creatinine (kidney function)  • Glucose (metabolic health / insulin resistance)  • hs-CRP (inflammation)  • Lymphocyte % (immune function)  • MCV + RDW (red blood cell health)  • ALP (liver/bone/biliary) Think of it as a systems performance score. Learn more about the study the calculation was based on here. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…
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oh orion@PopUpVideo88·
@PopDrug She’s 41 and he’s 54 for anyone wondering. That means they’re both a decade younger in biological age, although I’m unsure how that result is calculated or how accurate it is.
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Function Health@function·
@HelloCanada They did the cool couples thing of getting their biological ages with Function 👀
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HELLO! Canada@HelloCanada·
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau played the fun couples’ game of having an app guess their ages 🤭 The verdict? Katy (41) is 33.1, while Justin (54) is 43. Clearly love keeps you young 😍 📸: #katyperry #justintrudeau
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Us Weekly@usweekly·
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau prove they are still going strong — and don't feel their ages — with a recent date night snap. usmagazine.com/celebrity-news…
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Function Health@function·
@sweatystartup Long live Nick. We love that you're taking control of your health. If you want to track it as it evolves, Function is here for you. Send us a DM.
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Nick Huber@sweatystartup·
One of the most valuable things I’ve done in the last five years: An executive health retreat. I learned a few things: - I have the Alzheimer gene. Got on supplements to help. - I don’t have cancer. I got every organ imaged and did bloodwork. - I had an extreme vit D deficiency. Despite being in the sun all the time. Feel way better now. - I had a gut bacterial parasite that was messing up a ton of stuff. Feel way better now. - My hormones needed a little work. I feel more energized and sleep better now. Not taking testosterone because I want more kids but we did some other work. - much much more. Quarterly bloodwork, stem cells, etc. Overall - it has been a massive quality of life increase and I highly recommend it to any high earner who can afford it.
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