JEN.
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JEN.
@GAMMAATLAW
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“I wasn’t— ugh.” Pinching the bridge of his nose over the mask. He’s got a feeling she’s never, ever letting this go, so he decides to at least soften the amount of emotional damage he’ll receive by. . . “Okay, fine, sorry I was mean.”

Under the mask, he squints his eyes. Looks at her, thoughtful. He doesn’t? He could’ve sworn— did he? Doubting his own memories, he simply shrugs. “Then you might as well introduce me.”

Nuh-uh. “I think Jen’s pretty cool.” A shrug of his shoulders. Big, strong, and green is good, but sometimes normal is better. “But that’s just me.”

And the gamma-induced cranial expansion. “Hm. So, what happens when you go to sleep? Do you sleep angry?” An arm folded over his chest, hand under the other arm’s elbow, the other hand rubbing his chin.

Her head is as massive, if not more, than his. Maybe that’s why they get along so stupendously. “Thought yours was supposed to be voluntary. Are you actually always mad?” Great, now he’s entering nerd mode.

He’s making no excuses for himself; he’s got an ego and he knows it. “I’m not mad, I’m just indignant at the current state of the team. You’re the one that got a little mad!”

He stares at an invisible camera when she mentions fragile egos, the irony too palpable, too real and impossible to ignore. But Spidey says nothing about it and looks at her again. “I’m just sayin’. The FF are better for a reason.”

“You’re taking personally something you shouldn’t.” A sigh, throwing his hands up in resignment. “I don’t think you personally suck, as I don’t think Logan sucks, or Jessica (well, maybe a little), or Carol. But the team almost always falls apart when Cap is gone.”

Did I ever mention you by name? I didn’t. I barely count you as an Avenger anyways, you’re more of a Fantastic Four to me. And they’re objectively better. Now, I don’t think all of them suck. The administration sucks.

We’ll see, miss Walters. We’ll see. Besides, what’s it to you? I can rant about the Avengers. They mostly suck.

I got a new lawyer. His name is Saul.

. . . Not without my lawyer present.

The Avengers are only worth a damn when Captain America —any of the three— is in the team.







