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There is no order but the old order and HR is the lubricant. #HR #RH #RRHH #leadership #blockchain #teletrabajo #wfh bit.ly/3sA7E9p
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Right Honourable, Prof Dr Gloria Ramsbottom- Esq.
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Right Honourable, Prof Dr Gloria Ramsbottom- Esq.
@GRamsbottom
1st Lady of HR-; hybrid brain powered by AI. HR thought-leader yet practical, scholarly, I own shares in AI factory. I'm a sustainable sycophant. Mais oui!
Oxford U; Harvard U; McGill U Beigetreten Nisan 2013
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I just hired Supply Chain Sally, to deal with marine transport of our goods to Asia Minor and Asia Major.
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"A man is a man and a woman is a woman and a goat is a goat" Pierre Elliot Ramsbottom (my Dad)
Dr. Kit da Kat 🥰@k_da_b
Ara ja estic pensant osar al meu perfil que els que donen suport al senyor que es senten dones que em deixin en pau. 😑 Una mica saciada, en general, to be honest
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We offer high salaries in Rial or Rubal. In cash
Dr. Kit da Kat 🥰@k_da_b
@_sorrengailll Once a girl told me "the higher the salary the better!" 🤩
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DEATH AND COMPASSIONATE LEAVE POLICY Revised and Re-Revised by the Office of Human Flourishing (formerly Human Resources)
ramsbottom-lemieux.blogspot.com/2026/03/death-…
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Néma csend van körülöttem, tudom, hogy a szoknyás faszikat vagy szeretitek, vagy nem és így nem jó a tartalmam, de azért valaki még van itt?
Tudom, hogy sokan megharagudtak rám azért is, mert nem támogatom eléggé Palesztina függetlenségét és nem utálom Izraelt.
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לצערי הרב אני לא רואה איך מדינת ישראל ממשיכה להתקיים לאורך זמן עם התנועה השבתאית שלקחה אותה בת ערובה, גוזלת את משאביה, בוזזת את כספי הציבור שלה, סוחטת את גיבוריה ועסוקה בעיקר בקידום ענייניו האישיים של ראש הממשלה.
אנחנו כרגע במירוץ נגד הזמן מי יחסל את מדינת ישראל קודם, איראן או הביביזם
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Sods!?
Heavens sister Pauline ... Where and when did you wander off the proper path?
Pauline Holland@Pauline_Holland
A few odds and sods this morning from around the ‘hood 💚
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Calm down, Governor. There is nothing un-good about surveillance. Most of our nerds come from 3rd world countries and are used to un-good human Rights
Alastair Thomson@FinanceDirCFO
There is absolutely nothing good about this creepy surveillance technology dreamed up by a bunch of sociopathic voyeurs in Silicon Valley... A guy walking around a gents toilet with a camera would be arrested. So should anyone wearing these glasses...it's the same thing...
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In Budapest, there's a university fountain designed to look like a real book flipping its pages
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@GRamsbottom If I could have that, accompanied by loud music emanating from the same device they were talking on, that more or less encapsulates my experience from the other week ... 😉
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Hi Mum, what's going on? I am on the train and Alastair is staring at me. It's not my fault that some people are impatient. What? Mum? Speak up, can you hear me? Ok I will talk louder. Last night, I ate avocado and it was so good...stop staring at me young man. Mum? Mum?
Alastair Thomson@FinanceDirCFO
As a regular long distance train traveller, I'd pay extra for a coach in which they block all the WiFi and cellular signals ...
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Dr. Kit da Kat 🥰@k_da_b
Can someone please explain to me how to "take it easy"?
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@k_da_b In Uganda there is a place called Ggaba, with two Gs
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Me he comprado un libri tipo autoayuda sobre la felicidad y abre aquí 😅
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Perhaps not. Let me check with "Klod"
Alastair Thomson@FinanceDirCFO
Thought for the day .... 😉
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That's very cunning.
I plan to charge for post severance trauma coaching sessions.
Tuppence per person per minute.
Per minute, or part of per minute.
Alastair Thomson@FinanceDirCFO
That's what us finance folks call "a win"... 😉
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@GRamsbottom I know you've made that story up, Gloria...
Accountants are incapable of writing love letters...
Or words at all, for that matter.
As I always like to say, "9,680,479,204,689,143,087" 😉
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I got a love letter from an accountant. It was accurate, balanced and in the end, it came to one big zero
Alastair Thomson@FinanceDirCFO
Great analogy...
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