Zesty G_Enius

imagine meeting someone’s parents and telling them you play “ultimate frisbee”

@jmadara @nolan_gawrych Damn!

@nolan_gawrych x.com/democracialuto…

Guy in xgames on snowmobile dead #xgames #snowmobile

Mixed plate by Young Gouda Cheese featuring Cubed Salami

The only reason why we are the dominant species is because animals don’t want it enough

Flight getting cancelled is gods way of telling me my travel fit was not hard

The OKC Thunder will win the NBA finals in 2026

yo is it cool if me and 15 of my buddies pull up to your party and start sucker punching people?

why didn’t anyone tell me you can put pop tarts in the toaster

rumor has it that macklemlores uncle was actually straight

@tirebizfriz i’ve been stabbed so deep in the back i’m not even sure where the knife is

DJ Lucas 101

all my hinge messages are ghost written by my therapist btw

i’m going to fuck this olive oil

the kick to the baptizing of my player had me rooting against my own team for half a point

Woke frisbee is pumping Seabass and throwing to a woman

one more year of birthright eligibility #blessed

don’t even THINK about talking to me if your backpack ain’t sagging past your cheeks

2025 prediction: Unc and Vermont win a college titles Seattle, dc, and Minneapolis win club titles Dc, Colorado, LA pro titles USA, USA, Columbia for world titles

Go UVM

Trump about to beat 2 woman candidates. 0-1 vs a man barely alive. System president

What’s this I hear about the “Biggest Erection this country has ever seen” and where can i find it?