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BREAKING: Starfleet Academy has been canceled. Long live Woketard Academy

Pope Leo clarifies: Christ didn't go to Hell after being crucified; He went to Portland • Genesius Times genesiustimes.com/pope-leo-clari…

I’m hearing internal polls have Masshole 7-10 points down in Kentucky. Don’t doubt me.

Federal Judge Orders Artemis II Crew to Turn Around Mid-Flight, Seek Congressional Approval Before Proceeding to Moon • Genesius Times genesiustimes.com/federal-judge-…

@Milajoy Why doesn't he do it if he has the guts?

Polymarket now giving 60% odds that Kash Patel gets ousted from the FBI? We can’t let that happen. Kash is one of the only guys with the guts to actually go after the corrupt politicians and deep state operatives who’ve been weaponizing our institutions for years. He needs time — he needs to keep digging and start making arrests. The swamp is fighting back hard because they know he’s coming for them. If Kash gets pushed out now, the cleanup dies with him. Hold the line. Protect Kash Patel. America is watching.

AOC: If socialism doesn't work, why are all my socialist friends in DC multi-millionaires? • Genesius Times genesiustimes.com/aoc-if-sociali…

@narendramodi Respect 🩷

Good Friday reminds us of Jesus Christ’s sacrifice. May this day further deepen the values of harmony, compassion and forgiveness. May brotherhood and hope guide us all.

Trump Replaces AG Pam Bondi with Literal Gaslight in Bold Cabinet Shake-Up • Genesius Times genesiustimes.com/trump-replaces…

Trump Replaces Pam Bondi with Literal Gaslight in Bold Cabinet Shake-Up • Genesius Times genesiustimes.com/trump-replaces…

Chicago Bulls Fire Jaden Ivey for Failing to Meet NBA Minimum on Baby Mamas and Cocaine Usage • Genesius Times genesiustimes.com/chicago-bulls-…

Tom Massie is a liar, a grifter and a fraud. Thanks, and have a good morning.

Boasberg: "Turn That Limo Around!"

Justice Ketanji Jackson Says She Will Only Hear Oral Arguments on April 1st from Now On: 'That Way I Can Always Claim I Was Just Joking' • Genesius Times genesiustimes.com/justice-ketanj…

Iranian President Clarifies: That Whole 'Death to America' Was a Misunderstanding; 'We Really Meant Health to America!' • Genesius Times genesiustimes.com/iranian-presid…

@WayneWaldropW You almost got US!

Ed Gallrein is an absolute patriot! Patriot Tracker reports that he received over $6,700,000 from patriot lobbies! This patriot will be facing that pesky "Israel Firster" Thomas Massie this May! Be sure to spend this April 1st donating to the extra special Ed Moneybomb!

FOX: Among the crew are the first woman, first person of color and first Canadian on a lunar mission. There's a lot of firsts happening.

@ShadowofEzra Dan, time to take the blue and white phallus out of your rectum!

Dan Bongino promises to take down Thomas Massie by supporting AIPAC-funded candidate Ed Gallrein, and says Massie is the biggest fraud of his lifetime. He adds that he is disappointed in Massie for publicly speaking about the Epstein files. Bongino says all of Massie’s followers are nothing but bots and are trying to cause a distraction. "I promise I’ll far outlast you."

NASA Announces George Floyd as Backup Crew Member for Artemis III Lunar Landing • Genesius Times genesiustimes.com/nasa-announces…

This is the team of Astronauts heading to the "Moon" tomorrow What's the first thought that comes to mind when you see this picture?

April Fool's Day storming up the charts of Top Frivolous Holidays zankrank.com/Ranqings/Defau…