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@jakemalasek You actual have to aim for the edges to get it past the goaltender.

Soccer has always amazed me on how much some of these guys miss the net by. The net is fucking gigantic. Your job is to practice soccer all day every day. Some of these guys miss the net by 50 feet. Baffles me.

@esx1422 @JeanB_Zongo Perfect!

Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 La banque de Moscou va désormais accueillir les réserves d’or du Burkina selon une annonce du Ministre de l’Économie, des Finances et de la Prospective, Dr Aboubacar NACANABO.

@Local12 The 85yos I know drive 5-10mph under the speed limit.

An 85-year-old man was arrested after allegedly street racing at over 100 miles per hour in a sports car while smoking a cigarillo. When confronted, he reportedly told police he was just "having a little ride in my favorite car." READ MORE: bit.ly/4eH45ES

@jakemalasek The same time we start calling "The Czech Republic" its name Czechia. I prefer to call countries the name used by that country. Like Norway = Norge or Germany = Deutschland.

When did we all agree to start calling it Turkiye?

@vittor See every country has people with money and every country has poor people. You are a poor person.

gente com o que esse povo todo trabalha pra ter dinheiro pra ir pra copa??

@_Shanny_4 They are represented by their guardians.

The voting age is 18 right?So why are we taxing 15-17 year olds who work? Isn't that the very definition of "taxation without representation"?

@Ballislife Don't do drugs kids.

40 YEARS AGO TODAY Len Bias passed away 2 days after being drafted 2nd by the 1986 NBA Champion Boston Celtics! He was one of the most physically gifted basketball players ever. 6’8” 220 LBS Less than 5% Body Fat 43+ Inch Vertical & had a jumper

@FossilMan @GNLVpoker Quads on board

Oops. Got allin preflop @GNLVpoker with KK vs AK. He busted me without making a pair, a straight or a flush. Any guesses?

@LugarCinema I am not into wrestling, but this movie was amazing as was Rourke's performance. You nailed this one! . The scene that got it for me is him behind the deli counter. Nothing visually indicated something was going to go crazy, but you KNEW it just from Rourke's subtle actions.

Mickey Rourke entrenó durante meses para prepararse para The Wrestler (2008) Ganó 15 kilos de músculo, estuvo haciendo lucha libre con profesionales y llevó su mente al límite sumergiéndose al máximo en el personaje. Como merecía el Oscar ese año…

@engineers_feed Being dead, I guess they do not eat much anymore.

When you boil water to kill germs, you’re still drinking them, they’re just dead.

@marklevinshow What? He has never been smart and he is a terrible businessman. Time has not been kind and he is basically done. Are you stooping for a government position or something?

Watching POTUS now. Incredible how he can talk about so many things with such knowledge, passion, pride, and patriotism. And he brings his great business experience for architecture, design, and quality.  It’s spellbinding.

@LippertHelmut My history professor in college knew it was going to happen in 1985. He told us outright that Germany would be reunited before 2000. Little did I know that it would be much sooner.

Ich habe mir 1988 nicht vorstellen können, dass die DDR bald nicht mehr existieren wird. Warum soll es 2026 mit Russland (in seiner bisherigen Struktur) nicht ähnlich sein?

@Y2John84 I am not sure how my parents let me see Jaws at 11 yo, but I definitely saw it in the theater in 1975 with friends. I remember the crowd's reaction to the 'head rolling' scene. We ALL jumped.

Jaws released 51 years ago today. 20 June 1975 🦈

@ChampChaz02 Their reply was probably..."I can't do that Dave!"

Was asked buy a MGM Exec "I always see the way you talk about The Luxor always trashing it, how would you improve it then smart guy?" 1) Change the center bar, brighter, sports screens and have it span across two floors let it rise up out of the basement up to the floor above which you seem to have no clue how to effectively use that space. 2) Flagship Restaurant, Have a restaurant in there America loves, Texas Roadhouse, In-N-Out, Waffle House, Cheesecake Factory, Capital Grille or something. Or something really wild like Egypian Cusine to match the damn theme lol 3) get rid of the silly arcades and nonsense on the second floor and stick a big old screen and a decent sports book there. 4) Maybe clean the place once in a while and add some security to the elevators. 5) 3:2 Blackjack, A couple Single and Double Deck Tables and some Single 0 Roulette. Not rocket science

@mandate2049 1.47 BILLION people means there are a lot of people doing pretty much everything you can possibly think of.

Two Indians had a street fight and both fell into an open sewer. And a cow is chewing garbage in the background. How is India even real?

@wgWCMQ9mUi1739 60? you mean 80.

爺さん版ブレイキングダウン 還暦を超えた戦いが今始まる…

@RobDemovsky Total bargain if he hits the maxed out incentives.

Finally got the escalators and incentives for Christian Watson’s four-year, $92.5 million contract extension. There’s the possibility of another $15.05 million based on the following:

@BoomertarianN Nope <esc> did not get you out of things in WP which confused the hell out of me (talking DOS days).

WordPerfect was greatly superior to MS Word. Yes, I'm dying on that hill.

@CookedbyRiley Mostly the US hates a few items... 1) Faking an injury (they have mostly stopped this). 2) The person fouled should be the one taking the PK 3) Foul in the box is such a huge penalty in a low scoring sport. 4) Running clock at the highest level SUCKS.

How is Soccer not a more popular sport around America? It’s so entertaining man

@barstoolsports If you went drinking with friend and woke up next to that, I can only think that a sh*tg^n 4 your yourself is the only choice. Less humiliating then explaining that to your friends (for the next 40 years).

As expected, Knicks fans were stealing the signature blue and orange garbage cans during the parade yesterday