Becky FitzGerald

My new favourite thing to do when in boots with Flora is shout down a busy aisle ‘hey babe, which canesten cream was it you wanted?’

@chloe_hastewell Preach 🙌🏼 knew psycho joe would crop his head up again 🙄

@FreyaDawson @Timjn14 I certainly didn’t hake it..... 😉

@Timjn14 @Gerrruld would be proud of such a terrible pun

Of course @Timjn14 - no context needed...

Having fun work mates is all well and good until you have to survive a shift without them

I cannot think of a more pointless drink than a half-shot decaf coffee. I can offer you a cup of frothy milk, if you like?

@FreyaDawson Knew you’d have my back ❤️

If there's one thing uni has taught me over these three years, it's how to nap and still manage to get a full night's sleep.

@cityofbecca Many many things

what the actual fuck is wrong with you twitter.com/gerrruld/statu…

@Timjn14 So not like this?

@Gerrruld just have it cut up in a salad please 😭

I just got a flashback to when hungover @Gerrruld ate a full avocado like a hand-fruit and I genuinely shuddered

@Timjn14 You've genuinely made me crave avocado now

@Gerrruld Please don’t the image actually gives me the chills

My birthday gift from my cats is an allergic reaction. You could say I'm FURious...

Is the Easter mascot a bunny because chocolate eggs kind of look rabbit droppings?

The reduced section of Tesco is a dangerous place at 9pm. Naan bread has no place with my burger, but here we are anyway.

@cityofbecca Omg this makes me v happy

@Gerrruld HELL FUCKING YES

someone please buy me tickets for crufts next year and i’ll love you for the rest of my life

I need to straight up stop calling it predrinks. Far more accurate to call it 'peak too early and forget how you end up in bed-drinks'

Anyone else able to swim in the recycling pile in their house? Because I'm thinking of opening our bad boy to the public

Does your body ever forget to breath and have to manually do the air in and out thing and you just have to force yourself to be alive for a few minutes?

My use of Netflix consists of browsing for something new to watch, realising it's been 2 hours, and sleeping instead.