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@mancunianmedic Put a ❤️ in the middle and it’s a big jammy dodger… I’m sure she will be delighted with the care and thought

I am amused Anne is out shopping I am about to work Easter Sat/Sun/Mon in hospital So i thought i would do her Mary Berry's Victoria Sponge to sustain her through the weekend But despite using the precise quantities of self-raising flour/baking powder Lo, It has not risen

At school we were asked to choose the greatest ruler from history. I opted for The Helix 30cm Shatterproof.

@LUDENClassics #sluttruck

A friend sent me this earlier. What a monstrosity 😳

@TashP351 Plenty😂…Deputy Head, Sports Day, shit faced on a loud hailer📢…never saw him again…inappropriate relationship between student and Geography teacher, two teachers (English/Science) convicted paedophiles and one sacked (PE) for snapping and beating up a student.

Our PE teacher ran off with a (6th form) student. Everyone fancied him and on that Monday, everyone was a little bit miffed they weren’t the one he had run off with.

Good to see the lads at Supper tonight! Think I’ll make this a weekly thing

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

I'll level with you, I'm really scared...

@BenJames_____ Sent! 📠

You can also send a fax via the form at the bottom of my site (rate and char limited!) benjames.io

I made myself a mini fax machine. Dedicated phone number, instantly prints anything you text it.

@flyabout7 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Will you just look at his face. 🤪 Lord Ralphington receiving some heavenly scritches from our friend Danielle in the park earlier. #HeavenOnEarth #AdoptDontShop

I’ve decided to return today! Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

Cool April fools @apple, alarm went off but no sound, now running late👍🏼

@SeabrookCrisps youtube.com/shorts/ZFdSDGS…

Can you guess which flavour’s coming back next month?

@CanadianPenny1 @scoutcamelot08 ❤️

It's my first time ever lying here. Why did mom get leaky eyes? 🤷‍♂️

@SkipperTheBear Hope you had noms in Kiosk on the beach😋

We are on our Devon weekend trip - getting spoiled rotten!

@Bristolbigbird 🥰🥰🥰

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@fast_n_bulbous Quagmires been in there taking full advantage of the brace bar😂😂😂

@pierkisser 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

last thing at night since he arrived. I want to thank everyone for their love and support for him, particularly when we needed help with the bills after his illness last year. We know he was loved by everyone and will be missed Xxxxx

It is with enormous sadness that I have to let you know that Victor @PodencoVictor was put to sleep this morning. The last few days he had got lamer and lamer until he could only walk on 3 legs and was in a lot of pain. The vets were baffled and he was booked in for ... ( 1/4)

@hazeljlambert @bemorebob2 🥰🥰🥰 love this…Bob is so chilled☺️

Must admit to being a little bit starstruck by meeting @bemorebob2 and Dolly at their shoppy today 😂 sorry I woke you from your snooze Bob and thank you for posing for a photo. Great to meet your lovely Mum & Dad too; hope Mum enjoyed the film.