Goalinton 🇧🇷

If we sign Vlahovic I will get a tattoo of the @NUFC owners on my leg . And that's a promise 🤞

I took Fabian 4 minutes into the new season to have blood dripping out his face 😂

If we win this 1-0 …. I’m getting a Dan burn tattoo

Pope is fucking dump

Atmosphere sounds dead on the tv ! Any fans gone ? 😅

Reminder for everyone !! Get the new call of duty code from CD Keys ! Paid £65 for vault edition rather than £100 from the Microsoft store !

When’s the next international break …..

@ToonMouthTyne With 7 points 👌 not pretty , but points are more valuable than possession and passing

@nufctom_ Glad I’m not the only one to notice this . He looks like the kid at school that can’t play football , but try’s to kick a ball

Pope's distribution does my head in

Anyone else sick of nick popes kicking … it’s absolutely fucking dreadful

@fun88eng Isak 2-0

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Newcastle Utd host Tottenham this weekend 🤔 One follower who calls it gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season ⚫️⚪️ #NEWTOT | #EPL

@fun88eng Isak 1-1

Tell us the name of the first goalscorer and final score when Bournemouth host Newcastle this weekend 🤔 One follower with the correct answer will win a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season 🎟️🎟️ #BOUNEW | #EPL

This Savio kid is scared to cross a ball . And Jackson is fucking dump still 😂😂

Someone fucking snap Bereton Diaz leg !

Marc Guihe is unreal and I’d love it if we signed him ! But , palace are taking the piss now . Plenty of great options around for half the price !

@FessyNick @SMOKEYFORMBY 13 Olmo’

Isak > Henry

Realistically , who do Newcastle sell in the summer to fund new signings ?

@NUFCJordd Has been fucking hopeless recently

Kieran Tripper just cost us that QF ☠️

@fun88eng 3-1 Isak

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Everton host Newcastle tonight 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game in the new year 🤝 18+ | begambleaware.org #EVENEW | #PL