Goblin Cheiftain

@hfrpodcast It’s satire

BREAKING: McDonald’s has released a $65 monthly subscription that will grant customers unlimited food.

@DeltaAlpha2x He had multiple nose surgeries that caused this.

As kids, we were all told Michael Jackson had nose surgery, then his nose fell off while he was performing on stage. He rushed to pick it up and continued performing, right??? I can't be the only one who was lied to 😭😭😭😭

@nikkixitaliana @SusieM414141 Damn it’s almost like you could just scroll or something

@SusieM414141 can he also just speak english correctly went* not when

This man went to the emergency room because his eyes had turned a slight shade of green for the second time. What would cause this? I know many people say it could be early jaundice.

@bennyjohnson I can barely afford gas I don’t give a fuck about this shit

Trump is asked if he accepts Jimmy Kimmel's 'apology' for his assassination 'joke': "I haven't heard him apologize... He's a lowlife... he shouldn't be on television. He's not a funny guy, he's got no ratings. I think ABC is putting themselves in great jeopardy. They've already paid me $16 Million."

He said he feels like he’s been lied to. Then he went to 5 different Catholic churches… And got the exact same teaching every time. That’s when it hit him. Watch.

@JDSmith0303 @bennyjohnson Yeah you guys pick political parties like they are baseball teams. Yeah pretty easy to understand, so you support jimmy kimmel or think he should be booted ? Just curious how deep the hypocrisy runs. You and democrats are the exact same.

@GoblinCheiftain @bennyjohnson Baseball team bullshit? Its actually quite simple for me, Trump admin has never given me strikes on social media platforms, Biden admin i was booted off of 3 platforms. Easy enough for you to understand?

Mike Davis Predicts James Comey Will Be CONVICTED Comey was so stupid to make the “8647” seashell Instagram post in North Carolina — after two assassination attempts on Trump. “James Comey knew exactly what he was doing here… He was talking about killing President Trump, which is a federal crime. You cannot make threats against the President of the United States. That’s one felony. You can’t transmit those threats online. That’s a separate felony.” “And so that’s why the citizens of the Eastern District of North Carolina returns this two-count indictments against James Comey for felony charges.“ If Comey did this in a Virginia Democrat stronghold, he may have gotten away with it. But the North Carolina jury will likely convict him. “I say to James Comey: ‘Go to hell. And in the meantime, good luck at trial.’”

@JDSmith0303 @bennyjohnson Oh so you play that political baseball team bullshit still. Believe it or not, just because someone doesn’t agree with you doesn’t mean their a democrat 😂 maga and Dems are two sides of the same coin and I blame both of you equally for destroying America. Good luck.

Nah bro, the Biden regime did take away free speech. They were colluding with All the social media sites. Zuckerberg admitted to this, and the Twitter files came out when Elon bought it showing the receipts. I was continously booted off of this site, FB and YouTube for even saying the Vax was bullshit. Or if I said the 2020 election was stolen I was given strikes. You cant tell someone that went thru the shit. Now I say whatever the fuck I want on Elons X, besides inciting violence. Free speech is alive and well

@JDSmith0303 @bennyjohnson The only reason he’s getting charged is to set a precedent to come after free speech. Look at the timing of all this.

@bennyjohnson Of all the treasonous shit hes done, this aint it. This aint the one to get him on. Hopefully theres other charges coming besides this one.

@k1rallik They trying to get you desensitized to not really owning ur shit that way you’ll want to pay a monthly subscription to “keep” your game.

PLAYSTATION JUST CONFIRMED IT'S INTENTIONAL You bought a game. You paid full price. Go offline 30 days - it locks you out. Here's the part that should scare you: → No public announcement → Not mentioned in ToS → Primary Console doesn't help → Affects ALL purchases after March 2026 PlayStation support called it a "technical measure"

Not a single care is given.. 😊

The mesmerizing swimming motion of the ribbon eel (Rhinomuraena quaesita), spotted near Tulamben, Bali. 📽️: Abyss Dive Center

@pubity Americans are a bunch of pussies. They let everything slide and then talk big on the internet. Yall still think you have a country, you don’t.

Every new car in the U.S. will be required by law to have tech that puts constant surveillance on the driver by 2027. AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.

@ImBreckWorsham It’s Jared

Meanwhile.....Another apparent insider trading incident. Traders placed a $430M bet on falling oil prices just 15 minutes before Trump announced an extension of the Iran ceasefire Tuesday—marking the third such instance this month. And of course, NOTHING will be done about it.

@JonStewartIL The dorito shaped ones are ours

If real, it is jaw dropping!!! Alright skeptics, pls take your Grok marks, get set….. GO!!!! 🙄 (Triangle UFO taken over Las Vegas allegedly last night) #ufo #ufox #uaps #aliens #lasvegas

@gcnz10 @MrImranPk They arnt catholic my dude….

@MrImranPk This will not work well for you. Even the pope would tell you to pull your head in.

Iran rejects final peace talks with United States.

@shipwreckshow I literally just bought two bags of those Mrs. Ts I had no idea you could get this crafty with it. It’s too late for me , mine are baking plane in the oven right now lol

🍽 Crockpot Pierogi with Andouille Sausage and Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies 🍪 *Printable will be up for Subscribers shortly*

A drone has captured this unique moment: an entire wild elephant family dozing off together in the heart of the deep forest. The beauty of unexpected moments. ❤️

@softpumpkinxo It’s not 60 dollars worth of content.

@GoblinCheiftain why?

guys should i get tomodachi life ???

Hearing rumors that a cache of UFO photos/documents were just leaked somewhere on the internet within the 15 minutes....can anyone confirm??