Godzilla Haiku (All Scales, No Fails (tm) )

BREAKING - I'VE SOLVED AN INTERNATIONAL MYSTERY! @Nestle Part 1: 12 tons of Kit Kat bars are stolen from a shipment in Italy. Part 2: A sculpture of a Ferrari race car MADE OF KIT KAT BARS shows up. Part 3: George Clooney walks away with the girl and a bag full of money.

Monty Python will always be timeless.

Artemis II Christina Koch rehabilitating after 10 days in space. Imagine how hard it’s gonna be after 300+ days on long durations space missions.

@ATree_Official They'll become mulch and fertilizer for new growth. Circle of life, man.

big gust of wind just hit and leaf 120003 just fell off. R.I.P

41 years later and it still sounds incredible. It doesn’t just bring back memories, it brings back stories, places, feelings… an entire era. A classic that will keep echoing through time.

@ATree_Official Stay very, very still. A lumberjack's vision is based on motion, so he can't see you if you don't move.

Theres a lumberjack approaching me oh god help im scared

lol who did this.

🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 A Florida MISSING CHILD Alert has been issued for Armauni Mitchell, a black female, 15 years old, 5 feet 10 inches tall, 120 pounds, black hair and brown eyes, last seen in the area of the 1000 block of 15th Street in Holly Hill, Florida, who was last seen wearing a red, green and yellow floral jacket and black jeans. Armauni has her hair in braids tied back into a bun. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this child please contact the Holly Hill Police Department at 386-248-9475 or 911.

Trump gets another DoorDash delivery

Still one of my fave Disney movies. It's SO chaotic and slapstick, and I love it.

We got to get 400 tons of Romulan Ale from The Neutral Zone to the Galactic Core in 28 hours!

@shouq_al90149 Take the money and spend it on a math book.

What's your response

MISSING CHILD ALERT: 15-year-old Natalee Huerta was last seen on March 29, 2026, in Edinburg, Texas. Have info? Call NCMEC at 1-800-843-5678 or the Hidalgo County Sheriff's Office at 1-956-383-8114. @krgv @cbs4rgv

Happy birthday to Andrew Powell, whose orchestral and choral arrangements became such an important part of the sound of The Alan Parsons Project. From the dark drama of 'The Fall of the House of Usher' to the soaring power of 'Silence and I', his work added depth and atmosphere across nine classic APP albums. Explore the full range of his orchestral and choral work with the APP: alanparsonsproject.lnk.to/Orchestral

Because Cyd Charisse was tall for a dancer, choreographers framed her so she didn’t dwarf her leading men - something you can see in the staging of her boxing‑ring number “Baby You Knock Me Out” in IIT'S ALWAYS FAIR WEATHER.

@lippyent It's either for holding eggs, or it's a very early version of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

What kind of plate is this? Hmm 🤔?¿

@cowincrisis A T-Rex.

new barn! what should i put in it?

@Lillybelli Marmelade.

Please give him a name starting with the letter m, he is a male cat. 🤔

@ThatEricAlper SLEEP!

What did you start liking the older you got?

@ThatEricAlper Cat Stevens with opening act Three Dog Night.

What band would be worth seeing if their name was exactly what you got to see?