Goop Jim: there was supposed to be something here

@ConfessionsMew with tinkerer you kinda just have to play the pieces you get. a lot of the time you don't even need much synergy, they often work on their own. also item preservation such as with blacksmith is typically bait and will mess up your tinkerer, but always consider it

For druids just make sure it has good base stats of constitution, strength and charisma, mainly for the Crow. The animal forms are good too, especially the wolf and raccoon. For tinkerer... Get any ability that gives tech. Also craft, nurse bot and mech suit are really good.

@IAlwaysEatCats yeah but there can always be more. like sure there's technically no two runs that are the same but the more wacky disorders and mutations and events that are around, the more that actually feels true

“More Replayability” THERE ALREADY IS REPLAYABILITY IT COMES FREE WITH YOUR ROUGELIKE

@HoshiHime_ @agathatism it's this all over again

@agathatism I feel like people that enjoy this only doomscroll tiktok so they never watched tv, movies, YouTube etc so its the first thing with resemblance of a plot they see and so its cinema to them

I thought this ai slop that the masses are going crazy over would have some form of quality in it. What the fuck is this

@ConfessionsMew it's because of stuff like this I've given a rule to myself that whenever a cat is born with a class ability, it can't match the collar I give them. specifically so that I have a to come up with weird angles like finisher psychic or healing frost (idk the spell's name) tank

@angryaboutbikes it's assuming you want to kill kids, and after proving you don't, that you want to safeguard them instead

Average UK pre-cinema ad roll now is like: - Hey, wanna join the navy? - Hey, wanna join the army? - Oh, you're too good for the navy? Good luck leaving your shithole hometown. - Hey, please be a teacher? - Hey, wanna foster a kid?

@cubist_castle why did yoda write this

@evilmewgen67391 I can't hate marshmallow after the amount of times I've brought pcp on my fighter

i know this isnt a reference but its agenda and you all love agenda

@greenArsonist @evilmewgen67391 instant loss. said solo cat will return in the next marshmallow fight as an enemy

@evilmewgen67391 wait what does it even do when you get charmed on a solo run, do you damage yourself somehow?

@ConfessionsMew I'm sure there's a method but the creep spam combined with his constant movement feels like I can just never hit the damn boss. just need a few more attempts to figure it out hopefully. maybe it's because my speeds are typically in the 5s and I need more

@AndreyTheSmith @Molycuddle at 30 if you aren't taking measures to cool off your body struggles to regulate itself. at -30 you just fucking die if you aren't thoroughly prepared

For the Yanks out there -30 is insanely cold?! +30 is a really nice summers day but you don’t want the temp to go much higher

as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story: 1. rags to riches 2. man vs man 3. man vs bee 4. voyage to meat world 5. coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb 6. amateur pornography 7. evangelion

@ConfessionsMew somehow every time I reach the rocksnows I have either madness or charm so I make frod kill his wife and infant daughter. that is what I remember of the fight

@ConfessionsMew extra turns, not knowing how the guys in the end work and thinking they only move after attacking rather than having an additional move, mainly it's the small room for miscalculation

@Agno_lotti @ConfessionsMew one of the moon events kinda does this, but honestly I feel like it's meant to come out of nowhere

@ConfessionsMew I feel like the game could have had a few sparse Nazi enemies earlier on to setup Hitler properly and make Das Future make more sense (since afaik it just kinda comes from nowhere??)

@Perishinagony ok to be honest the first thing we see him do is hand you 2 cats and blend a third one. it's not that he doesn't visibly get worse but like the dude's very upfront and forthcoming about his nature

Still see him as a silly quirky scientist only for the game to later give you the lyrics to the song that prove the complete opposite is in my opinion, just a amazing detail

Seeing people shit on endless misery makes me so sad because I think it's one of the best songs in game and reflects beanies as a character perfectly The instrumental being the first thing we hear after beanies brings us back while we the player-

@astr0vera @ConfessionsMew ah fair, best I've done so far is confusion which got me an extra couple rounds, but the run wasn't strong enough to capitalise on them

@GoopJim @ConfessionsMew i usually just completely ignore all of the enemies and candles and stun them every once in a while as i wail on them. since they only have 2 turns per round it makes any type of stuns at all extremely powerful

@ConfessionsMew i guess if it was born with ranger/thief's soul or something

I sometimes forget that there are optional solo run checkmarks for each class and thank god they are fully optional because how are you supposed to beat the future as a solo mage, -#2

@ConfessionsMew aside from possibly tweaking the directions they spawn facing, most spawns are fine and doing more feels unnecessary dor the amount of times they really matter. however I do not think gay baby jail should be a regular feature in the lab boss

@Reik3r @ConfessionsMew turns spent rerolling are turns spent not hitting your cats, and if you have any slow enough they can reroll after gambit's had his last turn

@ConfessionsMew I must be missing something with this boss. Hitting the die seems useless because he just rerolls it anyway on his turn. He has low HP so I just try to DPS him down and hope he doesn't roll a 6. Least interesting boss in the game for me.