🥀Gøth R3y🔪🦋

@ask_aubry I love hearing from men who don’t understand hormones, how they work, or know that they also produce estrogen just as women produce testosterone.

So male infertility is now women's fault too?

@wowzowee @postedbygaslite Okay. Well I need someone who can do pivot tables.

“do you know excel” no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

@BisqueBoi It’s stuff like this that makes me want to scream Hail Satan in front of every Christian church. What an asshole.

customer just handed me a folded up “fifty” as a tip I hate this place and I hate everyone and I hate myself

@GreenTaraRen @m_bee4 Matt Damon was pretty good too.

the last duel, especially cause some of you created such false & useless discourse about it without even seeing it

@antifaoperative He appears to be a Nazi as well.

South Carolina baptist youth pastor, Daniel Mayfield, has been arrested for hiding outside of a woman’s bathroom window & recording her while she showered.

@adamdrivercentl Darth Jack Forever, Adam Driver

Help decipher what Adam wrote on his helmet lol

@goedharted Yes, for many reasons, but mostly this.

@ArmandDoma @ChuckWendig And this is how we got SkyNet.

@s8n Only since he became a dad.

God actually doesn’t hate anyone thats his whole thing

@rPrequelMemes Somehow, Palpatine’s alive.

Somehow, palpatine has returned. redd.it/13x7zmg

@Joe_Brennan_ Almost any of them.

What Star Wars opinion will get you in this situation

Using a gif/pic, tell me which game first got you into gaming? The first game I played was Super Mario Bros. in 1988 (it was still packaged with the NES). But the one that had me obsessed, playing way past my bedtime, doodling in the margins of my school notebooks? The OG JRPG.

@RojuRikashi @MediumSizeMeech The economy is always good for rich people.

Wait—Khloe is white again????? Oh they’re REBRANDING rebranding

@RojuRikashi @MediumSizeMeech Like, that’s not, like, why Kim wasn’t taken seriously in, like, corporate, like, rooms.

@stay_lovely929 @MediumSizeMeech Kendall is the only one with a real job.

@MediumSizeMeech Kendall is the only one who remains a consistent color

@ask_aubry Besides the nonsense that any of that is remotely true for real women in the real world (It. Is. Not.), this is a cartoon lady, right?

Now it's about thigh gaps?

@bigblackjacobin Are you kidding me? This is literally the first good thing he’s done. I’ve been championing this idea for years.

@reylorat1911 @m_bee4 That the choices are giant movie screen or… your iPhone? Yes. He’s mistaken about that.

@m_bee4 But is he wrong

@m_bee4 Does he not own a television? Someone tell him they come in many sizes. He’s doing alright. Surely he can afford one of the big ones. Make another commercial. That’ll pay for an 80-incher for sure.

@cambridgepunted @ask_aubry First, no, it’s not normal anywhere. Second, I have some shocking news for you about your royal family.

@ask_aubry Leaving aside the age thing (which is a big thing), is wanting to sleep with your cousin considered normal/acceptable in America? Because in civilised places it's not. Just in case you needed to be updated.

The dude was 37 when he wrote this.