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All third world countries should be given nukes, and then the second they immediately use them it gets revealed that the nukes were fake and we just annex them

Elon Musk is a trillionaire. I am not a trillionaire. This strikes me as unfair. Nobody should be allowed to have more than me. The amount of money a person should be allowed to have is exactly the amount I currently have, and no more. I am smart. I really am. I’m serious.

I have formally decided that voting for all the Blue Jays into the all star game is the funniest situation going forward. Lets break the record for lowest fWAR on an all star team

The Rockies have played at COORS for 3 decades and spent their first decade without the humidor with a loaded lineup They just set their franchise record for runs scored in their third game in Las Vegas

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would be able to buy 42 miles of high speed rail in California with that much money.

DELTARUNE Chapter 5 has many never-before-seen bullet patterns! Check it out on June 24th!

Can you guys tell the point where Deltarune got announced

‘DELTARUNE’ Chapter 5 will launch on June 24.

DELTARUNE Chapter 5!!! Comes out in a little less than 15 days!!!

Sorry to keep you waiting! DELTARUNE Chapter 5 will be released on June 24th at 11:00AM EDT.

New adventures are blooming in DELTARUNE Chapter 5, coming to Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch on June 24 as a free update! #NintendoDirect @UnderTale

Officially 1 month since I switched to a flip phone. - Everyone is more severely addicted to their smartphones than I thought. Once you have a dumbphone, you'll frequently find yourself as the only person in the room not on their phone. It's not just teenagers, it's parents and adults of all ages. It's like everyone is stuck in a trance. 75+ year olds might be the only exception. - All the objections I previously had for getting a dumbphone have turned out to be overblown and/or solvable. My iPhone addiction had fed my brain excuses to not do this earlier. If you really want to make the switch, you can. - I've felt embarrassed to pull out my flip phone in public at times, for fear of being different or drawing too much attention to myself. But I have learned to just own up to it. Most people end up saying something like "Oh, I probably should do that too." - I am using my brain more. Even though my flip phone has Waze, I find myself memorizing maps and roads. I'm more bored and get lost in my thoughts. I'm using paper and pen more. Increased desire for tangible things > digital things. Overall, it has been a great experience and I plan on never going back.

@tobyfox hello toby fox, big fan, but can you please kill off berdly. it would mean a lot to me. thank you

DELTARUNE Chapter 3+4 have been released.

FINAL/10: Mets 7, Yankees 6.

The New York Mets are hiring David Stearns as president of baseball operations, sources familiar with the situation tell ESPN. A monumental addition to the organization, Stearns, 38, will take over officially once the regular season is over. The new era of the Mets begins soon.

NEWS: The Mets won a game.

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It was a magical ride with all of you. Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.