Kobe-Wan Kenobi
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Kobe-Wan Kenobi
@GreatFriendJay
R.I.P. 8/17/2014 RE2PECT

Dianna Russini’s husband waiting in the car while she “follows up on a story.”

@ShamsCharania Joel Embiid’s playoff history: 2018: Orbital fracture, concussion 2019: Illness, knee tendinitis 2020: COVID Bubble 2021: Torn meniscus 2022: Orbital fracture, torn thumb ligament 2023: Knee sprain 2024: Bell’s Palsy 2026: Appendicitis 1 week before the playoffs


I paid $30 got 3 shrimp tacos last week. I can’t believe what we’re living through

Costabile: Sky, Sparks discussing Ariel Atkins for Rickea Jackson trade. Nothing is finalized but an announcement is expected on Saturday.

MAGA is the only cult in history where people celebrate policies that make them poorer.

Sociopolitically, DC is not part of South. I was not raised part of southern culture by any means. Go debate boundary lines with your 8th grade geography teacher.

Back when No Jumper used to mean something

*Black person [clearly] getting murdered by a white on camera* Whites: I need the full story, we don’t know what happened

yall acting like black people have the power to “cancel” globally famous celebrities is unserious i’m sorry. we don’t hold enough power in media to do so which is why we can only famous “black famous” celebrities

musicals are one of the worst film genres

One thing about white people dating.. they don’t slut shame. Billy would marry a bitch who did his whole football team






