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@Essex_Patriot I grew up in the 70's and 80's with a few Italians, Greeks and Turk families living around us...they all worked well paid jobs, nice homes , cars and holidays back home for 4 weeks in the summer and none of them cried racism...they integrated and got on with life.

Why if the UK is so racist do we never hear people saying "Send the Chinese back home"? For decades the Chinese community have integrated, worked hard and contributed. People AREN'T racist, the population are just FED up being taken for mugs by others!!

@simongerman600 Which world cup did Scotland win it?..So is the joke what do you call a Scotsman in the 2nd round of the world cup?...The Referee . Is it now redundant?

Only a small range of countries ever won the FIFA World Cup. One of the most decorated countries isn’t even competing this year.

@udontexisttt Imagine looking at a clock and not understanding what time it is when it says 20.35🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

People who use military time actually scare me bc what is wrong with you

@Moorcap @simongerman600 Cricket is the fastest growing sport in Merica......its the sport of the West Indies....not played by the western world...oh dear🤣🤣🤣🤣

@simongerman600 to be totally honest ... you have there cricket which is a super niche sport played by nobody in the western world ... but dont have basketball where 🇺🇸 is still the best .. and.. for god sake.. your country 🇩🇪 is the reining world champion 🤔

In the US neither of these three sports are front of center. Still a funny visual.

@simongerman600 A circle around the American flag titled...Sports that only Americans care about....American yawnball, Baseyawn, Basketboring

@Chattiecatty @AshleyDeanSmith Oh dear.....ask successful business owners if they know their customers....

@AshleyDeanSmith Yes, I often walk into chippies and discuss crypto, AI, and the owner's political views whilst ordering worm riddled cod frying in beef tallow 🙄. You're talking weapons-grade bollocks.

My local chippy has just come under new management... - I'm expecting the worst - Prices go up - New staff I don't go in for 2 months and I come by today and shocked is beyond an understatement - Seed oils are gone replaced by beef tallow - Owner is all in on crypto and A.i - Been mining since 2015 - All Nons are gone - Fresh Cod everyday - Loves @RupertLowe10 Most based chip shop owner I've ever met England is healing

@bswagspeare @AshleyDeanSmith Any successful business owner will tell you...know your customers..if they are regulars, learn their names address then "Hello Michael" the difference is huge.

@AshleyDeanSmith Yeah, sure man.

@6anis_fcb Arsenal played France in 1989 on Valentines Day!....Arsenal won 2-0. Club v Country matches often happened for many years but that has stopped now.

Ça fait bientôt 30 ans que le match a eu lieu et je n’ai toujours pas compris comment ça se fait que le Barça et le Brésil se soient affrontés en match amical

@saiyar @SaintMichael293 I tried explaining that a man needs one suit in his wardrobe that can be flexible with other shirts and trousers and a combination of shoes....He just didn't get it.

@Greymayce @SaintMichael293 I guarantee he looked like shit

I don’t wish to be a snob, but I’m going to be. Went to a wedding last night and the effort fellas put into getting dressed is utterly pathetic. Women all looked great, 50% of the men looked like they were actually protesting against making an effort.

@D_Fens_Ghost Got lent some porn on vhs from a guy at work..black woman speaking in German switched to English when 4 men started pissing on her she said ' lovely warm piss give me golden showers' then they all were wanking she said 'cover me in your hot wads of jizzum'🙄

I once saw a 1990s porno where a northern shithouse woman was getting rogered hanging out the boot of a Ford Sierra in a local park. She uttered words that have never left. "Go on, stick it in my bastard shit pipe"

@Kettle_of_Smeg @silverseii Thats Australian foreplay

@silverseii It's mainly:

i imagine british people talking dirty like "you fancy that you bloody wanker?"

@Lauren_83_ Cant knock the delivery drivers work ethic!!

Nearly pooed myself earlier when I woke up to knocking on the door at 7:15am on a Sunday 😳 My immediate thought was “I’m being raided by the bobbies”, then remembering that I’m not in a fact a drug dealer. Looked out the window… it was fucking Amazon. At that hour!

@Lauren_83_ I got talking to a woman on a dating app...she told me she was a naturist and was a regular at a Sun Club in Hertfordshire not far from me. She suggested if we have a 2nd date we go there.I bailed out when she told me she often meets up with her ex who was also a naturist.

@_abochie Bernd Schuster....Real Madrid to Barcelona to Atletico Madrid! He also played for German rivals...FC Koln and Bayer Leverkusen!

Without mentioning Luis Figo, name one player that has played for FC Barcelona and Real Madrid.

@_WokeNonsenseFC Im an Arsenal fan not a Premier League fan...you don't speak for me...Ipswich have earned their promotion...

I speak for every premier league fan in saying that we all didn’t want this

@CFC_Dubois I want Arsenal to win the League and UCL...i don't care what other teams do.....s*urs will get themselves relegated.

Would you rather: A) Chelsea win the FA Cup, Arsenal win the league & UCL, Spurs stay up. B) Chelsea lose the FA Cup final. Arsenal don’t win the league or UCL. Chelsea relegate Spurs at Stamford Bridge.

@Emzyl_ You never want to lose a match.....the only team who supporters think that are s*urs fans.....don't be like s*urs fans.

Teams like Middlesbrough are so annoying man, just let Wrexham score. You don't need the win, why were you doing too much??? Wrexham would've made the playoffs a lot more exciting, now you have dead sides like Hull in there.

@HuddlestoneJase @VancityReynolds @Wrexham_AFC @WrexhamFX @RMcElhenney How many league titles have they bought then? They only won one league title in their time.....Do you feel the same about Birmingham City who spent far more money and finished 10th?....

@VancityReynolds @Wrexham_AFC @WrexhamFX @RMcElhenney Proof that you can’t buy the league.. now fuck off back to Hollywood 👍🤣

I am completely gutted by today’s result but incredibly proud of our season. We’ve come a long way in five years and this was the best result in our 150+ year history. More to do. But for now, we have so much to be proud of, Reds.

@VancityReynolds @Wrexham_AFC @WrexhamFX @RMcElhenney This is the same as when Wrexham got beaten by Grimsby in the play offs...over all another season in the National League didn't do any harm, it made the squad hungrier and better. Next year the squad will be better prepared and stronger....

@Lauren_83_ Go on Tiger...let rip!

I’m bored and in a no filter IDGAF mood. This could be a dangerous evening on Twitter 😂