Patrick F. Stone

"Melania" opens this weekend. Personally I'm waiting for the sequel- Melania 2: The Wrath of Don.

@StandUpForTrmp Hero!

🚨Everyone better answer this one correctly!! Describe Senator Mark Kelley in only ONE or TWO words ?

@thejackhopkins Yep. #HOLDFAST

Let me see how many of you want to send a signal to Trump, that says, "Hey...Donald, Stick it up your ASS!" for his threats to Mark Kelly...and others? Give me a "Yep. #HOLDFAST"

@mhdksafa Hello!

Who can solve the puzzle?

2025 doesn't totally suck. Dick Cheney is dead!

I guess as long as your wife is from Brazil it's ok to not block the President from sinking Venezuelan fishing boats.

@SekeltheAwesome @mariana057 There is an alternative to the zipper. It uses less material than the zipper, the applicators are cheaper and easier to add to existing machines and in some cases the material used for the feature is recyclable.

@mariana057 Packaging engineer who worked at a company that also made cereal, the zipper is way too expensive. It will never happen without you paying for it and the cost to upgrade the equipment is cost prohibitive.

If someone from ziplock could contact Literally anyone in the cereal Business that would be great…

@RossKneeDeep Looks more like Morrissey

Seriously, who does this?

@Suzierizzo1 Weird that they assume the kids aren't going to heaven too, but on the other hand if you believe in The Rapture thinking isn't top in your skill set.

OMG I saw where some other people did the same thing they gave their children up to CPS because they swore the Rapture was coming and now that it didn’t they all want their kids back,but it doesn’t work that way! The medical term for this is Religious Psychosis! 👇👇👇

So when does the executive order come out that makes it illegal for pregnant women to take Tylenol and doctors to tell them to take it?

Maybe the stopped escalator was another failed assassination attempt. They didn't expect Trump to walk all the way to the top and live.

Maybe the shooter was aiming for Charlie's ear and missed.

Considering what happened yesterday, Utah seems crime ridden and unsafe. Perhaps Trump should send the National Guard there to end crime.

@native_ame_soul Amazing!

I spent so much time making The Ice Bird 🦅 but no one stopped to look at it or congratulate my artwork… 🥺

@ProjectLincoln Is that Rosie O'Donnell?

A new bombshell has entered Epstein Island.

@poofeyone @BulwarkOnline I prefer the wors that shows they Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

@BulwarkOnline The British have a WONDERFUL word to describe women like her! Rolls right off the tongue so easily. Starts with a T, ends with a T. We should use it more often in America!

Reporter: “The president warned that any protests on Saturday would be met with force. Can you clarify what kind of protests President Trump does support or finds acceptable?” Leavitt: “The president absolutely supports peaceful protest…He does not support violence of any kind. He does not support assaulting law enforcement officers…” Reporter: "So if there were peaceful protests on Saturday for the military parade, President Trump would allow that?" Leavitt: "Of course the president supports peaceful protests, what a stupid question."

@TheRocketRalph He looks like someone took the top half of a little person and mounted it on the bottom half of a regular sized person.

if you were wondering why his body is shaped like this, it’s because he takes human growth hormone without exercising

@kgcrossov3r Rebel Moon is just a bad Star Wars rip-off.

@TheAntiMule1 @therecount It clearly says "besides Luna, they are all men" meaning they know she is not a man. Dumbass.

@therecount Luna isn't a man dumb ass

206-222: Speaker Mike Johnson’s effort to kill GOP Rep. Anna Paulina Luna’s proxy voting for new parents discharge petition fails. 9 Republicans — Luna, Burchett, Kiley, LaLota, Van Drew, Miller, Lawler, Steube, & Mackenzie — joined all Democrats. Besides Luna, they are all men.