Drummer-Sorta

@realapp Angel Reese. Love her or not is a force to be reckoned with.

Angel Reese tonight: 25 PTS (season-high) 9 REB 3 AST 3 STL + BLK 50% FG

@PolymarketHoops Mom! I'm being compared to Caitlin Clark!!! - Caitlin Clark

Caitlin Clark joins Caitlin Clark as the only players to record a 30p/10a game this season.

@FeverStats Mom! I'm being compared to Caitlin Clark!!! - Caitlin Clark

Players with a 30p/10a game this season: — Caitlin Clark — Caitlin Clark

@FeverStats @IndianaFever @PostMovesShow Mom! I'm being compared to Aliya Boston!!! - A'ja Wilson

Aliyah Boston joins A'ja Wilson as the only centers this season to record a 30-point game.

@FeverStats @IndianaFever @CaitlinClark22 @PostMovesShow @Candace_Parker Keep on rockin 🎸🥁

Caitlin Clark & Aliyah Boston are the first duo in WNBA history to each record a 30-point double-double in the same game.

@benwhitelaw73 Because whiff distances matter.

No need to add it to my toolbag to evaluate pitchers even if it's a fun thing to check to see who gets the largest whiff distances

Using 2026 data so far: Velocity difference between fastball (just 4S and 2S) has the largest influence on average miss distance on an offspeed pitch w =2 strikes among several traits, but was still relatively inconclusive.

@PolymarketHoops @espn Try and stay classy New York

Shams says multiple eggs were thrown in the direction of Victor Wembanyama last night as the team was walking to their hotel across MSG. 😬 No arrests were reportedly made either. (via @espn)

@jimmyfallon My Dad said, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, name it after me." #DadQuotes

It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your dad has said, and tag it with #DadQuotes. Could be on the show!

@jimmyfallon My Dad said, "don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, name it after me. " #DadQuotes

I was out to dinner with my dad and the waiter asked if he wanted still or sparkling, and my dad said, “I don’t drink water.” #DadQuotes

@benwhitelaw73 Without the overpriced car insurance

Charcoal is like driving a car

@realapp Meaningless. Spurs will win

Teams are 37-1 when taking a 3-1 series lead in the NBA Finals 🤯

@realapp SGA vibe.

Free throw attempts at halftime: 23 — Knicks 6 — Spurs

@NBAonReal Spurs to Knicks.🎶

The Knicks are waiving the white flag 😭

@realapp 🎶 I wish I was special. But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo...🎶

Dylan Harper is special

@realapp Lower than Shaq's?

Mitchell Robinson has the lowest FT% by any player in NBA playoff history (36.4%) 😬

@benwhitelaw73 I feel bad for the Yankees. Not.

Update for those of you who struggle with counting in single digits (Yankees fans mostly) Fewest wins against winning teams this season: 7 Yankees 8 9 Rockies, Twins 10 Reds, Astros The Yankees still far behind in the league. The sky is falling for them #analytics

@realapp LFG. USA

World Cup starts tomorrow 😍

@Ritzcrackers Some people have never had Toasted Everything RITZ Crackers. Sad. Please bring them back.

some of y’all never ate cheese with a little red stick as a child and it shows

@PolymarketHoops 🚨 BEAST MODE ACTIVATED 🚨

Victor Wembanyama in the Finals: 29.0 PPG 9.7 RPG 3.3 APG 5.0 STL + BLK (!!) 47/32/83%

@benwhitelaw73 Ya gotta slip in a birds aren't real reference

Year 2