Lee🏳️‍🌈🍉

The name I used before Lee was Hosai, which was made in my edgy pyromaniac weeb phase (combined ほの and 火災) and a Japanese friend told me hosai can mean Buddhist monk so basically I did the tattoo thing but instead of a tattoo I called myself maidenless online </3

@tomoparasite They are just being a tsundere trust

my crush blocked me what the fuck

God I hate warm weather i wish it was a cold winter day so I could just snuggle under my blanket and chill

@stxargaze Can you tell me too when you find the anwser

computah how to know if people actually like me

@pwachhi Omg finally someone who also has this, like my heartrate gets high genuinely wtf😭

Dbd is fun until the genuine real fear I have of being chased kicks in and I’m actually playing like my life depends on it

Putting her phone on the top of the fridge after a fight so she has to ask me for help

Short girls are so cute like wdym I can put you in air prison if you are being a brat

Just learned that in hungary, you can only get a vasectomy if you either: Are above 40 Have 3 children. Sooo yeah ig time for a road trip abroad :D

I tried out playing REPO alone and omg its actually scary wtf

At what follower count do i suspect that at least 1 of them is stalking me

I wanna put you in a chokehold but like affectionately

Just because I get a boner doesn't mean we have to fuck, if you feel something poking you while cuddling you can just ignore it, its fine

@bigosan_ You can even stack donuts on it as friends

can i hold ur balls as a friend

How many calories are in a pretty girls neck?

@boizzu Tummy

what if instead of ass or tits it was feet or pits

Start going to the gym again just so I can take good bicep pics for perverts on twitter

Having an obsessive gf while also having low self-esteem is so weird, like how are you into things about me that I feel so bad about

If someone cosplayed my favourite character just for me I would propose on the spot

@_Kxtty_ Make sure to use disinfectant tho, safety first

Carving his name into my skin so he’ll always be a part of me

@ditzyswirl But spiders shouldnt be killed :(

bf requirements: - obsessed with me - alive (optional) - chalant - be the father of my plushies - will let me bite whenever i want :3 - lowkey autistic - kills spiders (none negotiable)

@laceddotz Might as well do both huh

hi can u hit me sorry i meant kiss me hah can u