Pirate Ninja

How is a person supposed to tell if they are having a psychotic break or not these days? Everyone else can see the big rabbit listening to Trump talk about bombing Iran, right?

@1ssve Omg yes why!!!!

someone explain to me why pre covid i used to love a cute day of running errands and now it’s so exhausting I can’t

@kendallxcody Didn't HBO Max recently hire someone for making Heated Rivaly fan vids?

do u guys need a graphic designer i can help

@mohantosgf I've tried twice and can't get into it

should i watch guys

BREAKING: Several pizza restaurants on the Moon are spiking in activity as an unknown spacecraft enters its orbit.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1849

@svladcjellis Noah delivered this line so well

so many robby absent mother edits on my tl using clips of carter and not a single one pulling “i am blaming you for not being a mother”

@billieroan He literally loves her to the moon and back😭

he asked for one of the craters to be named after his deceased wife and then he was crying and they all hugged him i'm going to throw up

@F1REAKS Yes

do u think the astronauts had to take a photography class

THEY’RE SO WHOLESOME I CANT

does anyone else eat their meal in order from their least favorite part to their favorite part or do I have some rare form of OCD

The Pitt should follow someone home but we track their commute in real time

"Most likely at night" It's raining steadily in Werribee. Market was a washout. Oh and there's washing on the line 🥴 #melbweather

If you rotate one of three recent NASA photos from Artemis II around to a more familiar orientation, you can note Australia and Cyclone Maila - a match for independent weather satellite imagery. Deniers in shambles.

Here come the humans! @nasa #backtothemoon #artemisII

@KeruboSk I got called by the school nurse this week. I did answer my phone at work but requested they call my partner/ child's dad. "Ummm... always?!" "No, but he's doing pickup today and I won't be home until late and any care instructions should be given to him"

when my daughter started kindergarten, there was a form asking who should be contacted first in case of an emergency. i put her dad’s name. he works closer to the school, has a more flexible schedule, and actually answers his phone. two weeks later, i got a call at work, missed it, of course, then another, and another. when i finally stepped out of a meeting and called back, they said, “we couldn’t reach you.” i asked if they’d tried her dad. there was a pause, then, “oh… we usually call mom first.” i didn’t argue. i just thought about how systems don’t always need rules to keep doing the same thing over and over.

@mollyfleck Honestly it's not most playgrounds. It's some, usually in Queensland. I totally agree that sun protection should be mandatory. To be Sun Smart AND basic heat safety

Too many playground designers in the US fail to consider the sun at all. I appreciated that in Australia, most playgrounds have some sort of shade built in. None of my local playgrounds in Chicago have any sun protection.

@kai_h @Its_Fenni I do like 1.5 😂

@Its_Fenni Less is more. This is not peanut butter, or jam. It's powerful stuff. It's not uncommon for a jar to last for many years. Toast: White bread. Well toasted. Butter: Lots. Don't use margarine, use butter. Vegemite: A small scrape to lightly coat the toast. Start at Level 2.

Are any of my oomfs Austrailian, if so please advise on how to eat vegemite, I've tried on and off over the years and still nearly throw up after 2 bites