OptionHans

The LEAPS Trader program has been a Grand Slam for many members, ie this one below made $1.7 Million on a trade. Another made $4.4 Million in profits. BTW, I am accepting gift baskets but I want the Wagyu :) Yes, that's a bit of sensationalism - I have CEOs and tech leaders, former heads of derivatives desks (yes they are asking me for options and volatility advice), but also beginners and people from all backgrounds. Welcome to ALL as I continue along this journey of helping folks find prosperity and the freedom to call their own shots in life! We've got a movement going here to conquer Options Guru Grift and deliver actual value instead of coin flipping. 94 option positions this year in LEAPS Trader, both realized/unrealized gains and losses (no cherry picking here folks - all documented) with an average profit of 50.21% (not including the income trades which were also great). $1000 per trade is worth $141,197. Guarantees of profits like that? Nope. "Make $20,000 a month selling options" from some 27 year-old who still works in his marketing department while FURU-ing on X? Sounds great. A promise that you will experience some of the best options training and guidance out there, with actionable ideas from an Ivy League pro who has managed a Billion$ in options strategies? Well, hundreds of insanely good testimonials speak louder than a fancy marketing page. I think the next few years are going to be phenomenal for traders and I have massive things planned for LEAPS Trader. Price will be doubling over time - lock it in. You know what to do. See you soon. optionswithhans.com/pricing-plans/… NOT financial advice. #OptionsTrading #Optionselling #vixpremium

@TheMattBerman @firecrawl @virlomain PAGES

I make unlimited landing pages with Claude Cowork for $0 😱 here's the system that turns one URL into a landing page for every possible angle: step 1: scrape your brand DNA → @firecrawl scrapes your site. trust signals, colors, fonts, the works → I pointed it at @virlomain and it pulled every proof element & visual system in 90 seconds → nothing hallucinated. everything traced back to your actual site step 2: figure out WHY your product works → not the features but the reason someone should care. → maps which claims you can back up vs ones you can't step 3: lock your brand voice → pulls your exact phrases, tone, language patterns → ran it on a client last week. they thought they wrote the page. they didn't. step 4: write the copy → hard ban list kills AI slop on sight ("unlock", "seamless", "revolutionize" = dead) → then cuts 20% of whatever it wrote. if a line doesn't earn its spot, it's gone. step 5: generate on-brand visuals → @trybloomai creates images that ACTUALLY match your brand (s/o @rincidium for hooking up FREE bloom credits, ill send you a link) → no stock photo energy. no purple AI gradients. no "two businesspeople shaking hands." step 6: build the page → single-file HTML. responsive. ready to roll. → routes layout by type. product, SaaS, lead gen, regulated all look different → one product. six angles. six pages. each one ships. step 7: QA gate → scores every page on proof, trust, copy, visuals, anti-slop → shippable, draft, or blocked. nothing goes live without passing. input: your URL output: unlimited landing pages w/ copy & brand images @stealads automates ads. this builds landers for each. money ad → money page. agencies charge $5-10K per landing page. this builds unlimited pages for $0. I packaged the entire system as the Landing Page Factory. 7 Claude skills: - site-extract (brand DNA via @firecrawl) - page-strategy (mechanism mapping + real claims) - brand-profile (your voice + your branding) - page-copy (conversion copy w/ slop ban) - page-visuals (on-brand images w/ @trybloomai) - page-build (multiple variations & layouts) - page-qa (shippability gate so it doesn't suck) also works with @openclaw, hermes (@nousresearch) or any agent framework. giving it away free. comment PAGES + like + follow (must follow so i can DM)

Today's newsletter - a little shift to "Moonshot" type stocks, but not as moonshot as you think - hope you're all having a wonderful day. marvelous-gumption-caca83.netlify.app If you would like to receive these once or twice a week grab the free Options Blueprint from optionswithhans.com and Natasha will hook you up (the green book on the right side)

Not my first rodeo. A month ago I said just don't do it. youtube.com/shorts/kAsJq3R…

@om_patel5 Turns out prompt engineering peaked at unga bunga.

And now for another round of Who's More Helpful: GPT or Claude. Question to both: My daughter says that she has a separate compartment for dessert. I find that hard to believe unless there's been a change to human anatomy since I was in high school about 35 years ago. Can you confirm any of this? Which answer is more satisfying to you. GPT with the white background.

Really? Do people really think that?

@SPXChintan How to use it is all right there in the legend! (Not financial advice)

@HansCashFlow Hi @HansCashFlow this is a great page! Would you give me insight into how the calculations is done so that we know how to use this properly?

Most traders don't lose because they pick bad stocks. They lose because they trade in the wrong market conditions. I use this free scanner every day before placing a trade. The Stability Risk-Gauge. Drop me a hello here → optionswithhans.com/contact

Most traders don't lose because they pick bad stocks. They lose because they trade in the wrong market conditions. After 30 years managing options professionally, I built a free quick scanner to fix that. The Stability Scanner Risk-Gauge. Free. Grab it here or use the QR code in the picture. bit.ly/4tq9Qw2

@TechLayoffLover All scumbags but they have no choice.

**SALESFORCE JUST BORROWED $25 BILLION TO BUY BACK THEIR OWN STOCK WHILE PLANNING THE LARGEST TECH MASSACRE IN HISTORY** Marc Benioff is about to eliminate 45,000 human beings to pay for his $50 billion stock buyback scheme Read that again. They took on DEBT to inflate their share price while preparing to destroy nearly half their workforce Company is sitting on $34.9 billion in annual revenue. UP 11% year over year. Most profitable quarter in company history. Benioff made $29.9 million last year. Stock buyback will pump his personal wealth by another $180 million. Sources inside are saying the "workforce optimization" targets every division. Sales, engineering, support, marketing. Nobody is safe. I'm hearing middle management got the kill lists yesterday. Termination emails queued for Monday morning. Badge access revoked at midnight Sunday. The fucking audacity: they're calling it "strategic realignment for AI efficiency" Translation: we borrowed billions to make our stock price go up and now 45,000 families have to pay for it Salesforce employees logging in Monday morning are about to find out if they still have jobs If you work there, screenshot everything. Download your contacts. Update your LinkedIn tonight. This is what happens when CEOs treat human beings like line items on a balance sheet Benioff just turned borrowing money into a weapon of mass destruction

30 years trading options at the pro level taught me one thing: environment beats everything. I turned that into a free tool. The Market Stability Gauge. GREEN means trade. RED means protect. Simple. It's free. optionswithhans.com/contact

Private credit is still a problem nobody wants to talk about. Gundlach nailed it — nobody knows where these investments should be marked. Could be 20% of par. Could be 80%. Even the managers are divided within the same firm. That means you won't get frequent updates, but when you do get one it could shock the market. We're already seeing big gatings from these funds. There will be more. What will people ask for next time when they only got 5%? 100% Get ready for some eye popping withdrawal requests imo. Have a great weekend all! For what I'm seeing out there here's some bathroom viewing from me :) youtu.be/dffGmsugDZk

Overnight Futures S&P 500 futures traded around 6398, down about 1.95%, while Nasdaq-100 futures fell 2.27%; Dow futures showed mixed signals amid broader market caution. Key drivers include persistent Middle East conflict escalation, pushing Brent crude above $112 per barrel (up sharply since late February) due to Strait of Hormuz risks and supply fears. VIX remains elevated above 30, signaling priced-in fear despite somewhat subdued realized volatility, creating a rare two-sigma gap historically tied to bounces. Earnings Releases No major US company earnings are flagged for March 31; late-quarter reports have wound down, with prior weeks featuring names like Broadcom and CrowdStrike. Nike and Conagra appear in some calendars but lack confirmed significance or guidance updates today. Watch for any ad-hoc guidance tied to oil costs or services demand.​​ Macro Data Today S&P/Case-Shiller 20-City Home Price Index (Jan) releases at 9:00 AM ET, with consensus eyeing ~1.4-1.5% YoY growth after December's 1.4% print. FHFA House Price Index (Jan) follows at the same time; no ISM Services PMI today (Feb print was 56.1, beating at 54 forecast). Data could influence Fed hike odds, now >50% by year-end amid labor weakness (Feb jobs -92k). Geopolitical Impacts Iran conflict dominates, with US/Israeli operations potentially lasting weeks, driving oil +70% YTD to $100+, backwardation signaling shortages, and inflation risks. This has S&P down ~9% from peaks, VIX spikes, and Fed repricing from cuts to hikes—direct hits to equities, bonds, and consumer spending. Sectors to Watch Energy: Oil surge >$112 supports continued outperformance (YTD +21%), but overbought with supply risks. Technology: Weakness persists (-20% in software), dragging Nasdaq amid rotation to value. Industrials: Strong YTD (+12%) on reflation/AI buildout, but vulnerable to oil costs and volatility. Consensus Contradictions VIX 25-30 implies high uncertainty with solid selloffs and bounces - expect closes on the highs and lows..

@Selling4Premium Fun times eh, isn't AI wonderful?

Damn ... got the 🪓 from Oracle yesterday. Am gonna get on OnlyFans and probs also go full time with options-writing.

@jordan_ross_8F Marketing

Anthropic ran their entire marketing operation with one person. $380 billion company. Paid search. Paid social. SEO. Email. App stores. One non-technical hire doing all of it — for 10 months. I pulled it apart. Compared it to every system we've built across the clients we've worked with. Then asked myself one question: If I had to reverse engineer this from scratch — what would it actually look like? Turns out the architecture isn't that complicated. I mapped the whole thing into a 47-page PDF you can upload directly to any LLM. It coaches you through building your own version step by step. Comment "marketing" and I'll send it over.

These guys are very unprofitable per dollar spent but what people don't realize is they make it up on volume. "Anthropic has made ~$5B in revenue while spending $10B on compute, then raised another $30B in early 2026. OpenAI spent $8.67B on inference alone through mid-2025 against $4.3B in revenue.

Don't worry, if a credit crisis is looming the signs will be everywhere right? source: Ed Zitron

@ariaradnia Boom ya got me!

@HansCashFlow Check bottom right of the image lad 😂

Exactly, unless this is an April fools post. I told you 2 months ago that if someone is not using these agentic tools NO one should be listening to them for advice on software. It's as simple as that. Software is borderline uninvestable at the moment.