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Be like na this picture pain South Africans 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

The Cape Verde goalkeeper is really something, waaaaw

@Owiggy_ It's funny how most of us are now living our fathers' reality.

“The cry of a mother goes beyond just cry” If you know how many times your papa don cry without tears, you go leave rubbish talk face reality.

If it all works out, I'm jumping off a plane in Dubai.

Dear beloved sports-loving Nigerian youths, After watching the performances of Davido, Burna Boy, and Rema at the opening of the 2026 World Cup—at a time when Nigeria, the giant of Africa, is absent—I felt a measure of consolation. This was reinforced by the fact that many Nigerians playing for clubs worldwide are representing other countries. Felix Nmecha, for instance, set a record by scoring the fastest goal at six minutes for Germany. I write to you therefore, knowing that this country belongs to you, the youth. You are more of stakeholders in Nigeria’s future than I am. I am 64 years old; by God’s grace, much of my journey is behind me, while yours lies ahead. It is therefore imperative that you rise to the challenge by obtaining your PVC, your most powerful tool for driving the change you desire. In the last three years alone, over 15 million Nigerians have turned 18—enough to decide who becomes President, Governor, Senator, Member of the House, or Local Government Chairman. Indeed, enough to shape the nation’s future. I know many of you are sceptical about politics and political parties. I understand why, but scepticism must not become surrender. You do not need to belong to any party or wait for anyone to organise you. Organise yourselves in your streets, campuses, communities, workplaces, churches, mosques, and social groups. Mobilise, debate, demand accountability, and take part in choosing those you wish to entrust with leadership. If you are organised and wish to hear directly from me, invite me. I will come and share my plans for you and our nation. Do not sit on the sidelines while others decide your future. I appeal to you to register and vote. Your vote can shape who becomes the next President of our country. My young friends, this is your country. Take it back. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

When you go to a restaurant without checking the prices, and Messi comes in and nobody turns around:

Time to get that volcano lair I’ve always wanted. I think it’s in the “Beyond” section of BB&B.

@NzubechiMi72985 @NigeriaStories Do you know linen?

@NigeriaStories Abeg iron no dey that yacht?

Nigerian 🇳🇬Billionaire Abdul Samad Rabiu hosts Femi Otedola and friends on His yacht in Monaco.

@benjamenkay3 @NigeriaStories Do you know linen?

@NigeriaStories Dey no dey iron cloth?

Do it next year. Allow the women to shine. It’s not a competition.

Before APC came into Power If you had N1m in your bank account the Money had Weight. Being a Millionaire in Naira wasn’t easy to Attain but it felt fulfilling Once you achieved it. Now N1m a month salary can’t even sustain a Single Man. VOTE WISELY 2027. APC MUST GO. 😤🇳🇬

UK is a police state

The fact that i witness a black man play for Japan before Argentina is crazy

I came to work this morning to meet my colleagues (all Europeans) discussing South Africans and their xenophobic culture. It pleased my heart to see that the embarrassment is no longer continental. All your countrymen abroad should begin to feel uncomfortable.

I just heard the funniest gist A former road safety officer in Nigeria, now living in the UK, went for his 7th driving test today. He failed the previous six tests. 🤣😂

@eedris_akinlabi @CynthiaOzumba But you know people earning 1-10m monthly, why not ask them how?

@CynthiaOzumba How can they break off ?

I'm 35. At this point in my career, I know people earning ₦1m–₦10m monthly remotely and if you ask them what exactly they do all day, the answer is they over see activities. One guy disappears for hours during workdays, goes to the gym, runs errands, attends family events and still gets "great job" from his manager. Another works for a foreign company, travels constantly and seems to spend more time at airports than on Zoom. Then I know brilliant people working 10-hour days, commuting through Lagos traffic and earning a fraction of that. The modern job market is one of the strangest things I've ever seen. The hardest worker is not always the highest paid. Not even close.

One of my bosses got married, and every single wedding gift he received was donated to an orphanage. Not a single item made it to his house. As for the money sprayed during the wedding, it was all collected in a basket kept beside the couple. He used it to buy fuel, cover other miscellaneous expenses, and share some with the bridesmaids. Not a single naira was spent on anything personal. I asked him why? He said one couldn’t be too careful.

@icekied So what should we do?

Do you know there are so many offices in this Abuja where nothing happens? These offices are properly registered,you go into them and you see one or two staff doing nothing. They come to work everyday just to sit down and gist. The owner of these places never comes to work,sometimes they come like twice a year. Yet oga is very very rich,but nobody knows what gives oga the kind of wealth he has. Most of these our big plazas in Abuja have offices like this. Their rent is not cheap at all,very expensive. Nigeria is really an interesting country.

@ani_danielson To many unexposed Nigerians, Nigeria begins and ends with Lagos.

Funny how people in the quotes and cs are asking him the part of Lagos he took the pictures. Some of you need to leave that Lagos and move around. JSYK, the city you're seeing has the best stadium in the whole country, best airline, best resorts, best roads, free beaches etc. Waste management is also way above average and clean air is a thing here. You should visit when you're free