Not Harry Jenkins AO
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Not Harry Jenkins AO
@HarryJ_MP
You will still obey the beard! Speaker or not. ORDER! Retired MP, seasoned drinker.
Behind a magnificent beard Beigetreten Eylül 2010
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Jay & Josh may as well have throw poo at each other and called it a day. About as sophisticated as a Hanson press conference.
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I can now announce that I will be taking Tony Jones on as an apprentice for world's foxiest, retired drinker.
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I mean, he actually is a Batman villain. He's about as clever as the penguin, but with worse makeup.
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Bernardi to split from Libs in 2 weeks. I'm as shocked about this as I am that Trump inadvertently quoted Bane in his inauguration speech.
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If #CrowdedHouse played at the start of parliament everyday, we'd have a much nicer parliament.
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There's not enough booze in Canberra... twitter.com/mearesy/status…
andrew meares@mearesy
End of week one. 45th Parliament
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Smith reelected as speaker. Good for him. I'm looking forward to sending him a get well card for his upcoming coronary.
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Parliament is back today. I haven't been this excited since I ripped out my own thumb nail.
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For my birthday Pyne sent me a bottle of scotch with his face on it. I'm torn between drinking it and smashing it.
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