Harry Knowles

@EricTheActor Your profile picture cured me obesity. Fuck you very much, you fucking lobsterboy.

@EricTheActor I would rather wait in line than be a retard.

Soon my mass will be too great and I will collapse into myself and give birth to a new galaxy. #Hungry

I shall roll #Nate #Dogg in batter and deep fry him. Its what he would have wanted. #hungry

@EricTheActor I wish you had been born in ancient Rome so you could have been thrown from the Tarpeian Rock with the rest of the changelings

@EricTheActor You fucking sub-human, turkey limbed, panhandling mongoloid.

@ AndyBreuls I do love sausage. So why is that a big deal?

@jdharm Why is 'proper' capitalized?

unfollow me you fucking pigs

@ParisHilton if I yell into your pussy will I hear an echo?

@EricTheActor don't be a moron cheetoh fingers. http://tinypic.com/r/2d1wav5/7

@greggiraldo Look the next time I come see you how a bout a few jokes, or at least move.

I will be at The Stress Factory in New Brunswick NJ tomorrow thru Sunday night Tix here: http://bit.ly/bkz4vQ

@EricTheActor Saw your wish list, why the fuck do you need a chair without wheels?

@EricTheActor Is that coat hanger marks on your face!!111

@EricTheActor You're the poster child on why you shouldn't try to late term abort.

@EricTheActor Is it true that every time a midget dies, the gene pool improves a little1!!1

@EricTheActor where you in the the first scenes of Benjamin Button?

@EricTheActor You know in some cultures ground up midget bones are a aphrodisiac!!!11 Wanna make a buck?

@EricTheActor Do you have lobster hands?