Muel 🦍
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Muel 🦍
@He_mo_tions
Helping early-stage SaaS founders and teams turn trial churn into paying MRR through lifecycle email | Behavior-driven approach | Building in public | GGMU ❤️

I'm so ashamed of myself ngl😭 I didn't reply him since morning

90% of men’s conversations is about women

“Something devious is going on, worse than Abacha’s time. INEC is behaving like a criminal organization” - ADC Spokesman, Bolaji Abdullahi

Should a sitting President appoint INEC Chairman?

Lagos will humble you, no jokes. I was jobless for 4 months. Rent was close. Account balance was just there… like ₦200k. Then I saw a job asking for 2–3 years experience in something I barely knew. I said… we move. Crammed small things online, entered the interview with full confidence. Next thing… I got the job Now it’s 3 weeks in… Every day na survival mode. Google, YouTube, ChatGPT… na my real colleagues. The funny part? My boss is praising me 😂 At this point… I don’t even know if I’m faking it… or I’m actually getting good.

🚨 Manchester United are considering to sign 2 midfielders in the summer as Manuel Ugarte could leave. Movements started around Uruguay midfielder; talks to follow about fee and deal structure from May/June. Casemiro leaves and Ugarte could go too. 🎥➕ youtu.be/b1x2D2bdZgk


My colleague is 27. He has a girlfriend, 1 dog, 2 children. He lives in his house, one he bought with his girlfriend last year. He drives a nice SUV. He's not from a privileged home. All he had was a degree. Reflecting upon how many Nigerians can never have this testimony.

The president of El Salvador has a strong message to the Nigeria president and government. If the state doesn’t use full f0rce aga!nst cr!minals, it’s because they’re compl!cit. —Solomonbbuchi

Wait o, una don Dey take this work serious o

Love aside.. So Ladies chill and give their bodies to whom is worth it the most(of all the people wanting to sleep with them) The ones that sell bodies give it to the highest bidder. Men on the other hand tend to get laid with the most available, the one they can access easily.. sorta like the cheapest(to save cost) . . . How ironic that.. . . . You’re actually the “cheapest” to your ‘highest bidder’.


Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) your silence is deafening, God will judge you all.



