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@hotahotasa45082 telling a Texan to stop drinking beer is like telling a fish to stop swimming in water
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@CaoMotoku Ethiopia was the second country to adopt Christianity after Armenia. Ethiopia has had a beautiful Christian tradition ever since.
Mohammed’s cousin traveled to Ethiopia and converted to Christianity
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@kotakot07088271 Correct. The Bible is meant to be a whole book. You can’t pick and choose
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@AgingAnarchist Boobs are great
Japanese can’t tell whites apart meanwhile whites can tell if someone is Irish, German, Slavic, or Mediterranean just by looking at their face 😂
we’re getting better at distinguishing between Japanese, Korean, and Chinese. Filipino is easy
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日本人は細い子が好きでおっぱいと顔しか見てないからね。白人の顔も見分けがつかないから結果おっぱいしか見てない。
Joseph Kahn@JosephKahn
When Asian guys go for white girls, I've noticed Asian guys like a completely different type of white girl than white guys. White guys want a workout buddy that rock climbs, switches reps at the gym, and extracts sperm by flexing giant glutes. Asian guys want soft elvish girls from Final Fantasy VII.
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@tuuu28283 this gives me the strength to push through the workday. Thank you Japanese brother
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@Igarashi5101 Holy Roman Empire, neither holy nor Roman
Kingdom of Two Sicilies, only includes a single Sicily
The joys of history
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フランク王国も神聖ローマ帝国前にやってきた
わしに「〇ね」と申すか!(過労死必死の限界点)
いがら氏🇵🇱@Igarashi5101
今別件でドイツの歴史を掘ろうとしてるんだが、何も分からなすぎて困ってる とりあえず神聖ローマ帝国-HRE内部の諸侯・都市国家(ドイツ騎士団も)-ライン同盟-ドイツ連邦-南北のドイツ連邦-ドイツ帝国-ワイマール共和国-ナチ・ドイツ-西独・東独-ドイツ連邦共和国でいいよな? お前なんやねん
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@hoshizorarock anyone who didn’t choose the burger is unpatriotic
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@zundamotisuki In America we let the muslims in our country out of kindness and they interpreted our kindness as weakness and now we can’t get them to leave
don’t make the same mistake Japanese friends
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@Mashiro_yuh America was founded on the idea of telling the government to fuck off
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@AgingAnarchist I remember the “Stop Asian Hate” campaign in America
It stopped because democrats found out who was predominantly doing the hate crimes (black Americans) and unfortunately the democrats have a racial oppression tier list and Asians rank below blacks on their list. It’s very sad
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@_mAKE_mE_mAD_ Hahahahaha I’m American and I think this is really funny
yeah Americans are realizing how heavily we have been propagandized. Americans have hated war since our bloody Civil War but our government is addicted to war and floods us with propaganda constantly
We love you Japan! ♥️
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@ENJU1123PIPI Mt. Ararat is sacred to the Armenians but the turkish are heartlessly occupying and preventing Armenians from being reunited with it
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@seisaku_tyosaku I’m Italian. This is factual. Life is meaningless without pasta pizza wine and beautiful women
We love you Japan!
Thank you for that one part in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures when they ate at that Italian restaurant and learned about Italian food. That was very nice and thoughtful
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@C8gYL3qJwyTZNcF I’m an American. We love that flag of yours. We don’t care about its past it’s a pretty flag
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@threenotes_jp In America we love Rocky 1 through 4 and we joke with each other that Rocky IV is the real reason the Cold War ended
GIF
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@hoshizorarock @DiamondLarryETH Pennsylvania is my home. We’re the state of Ben Franklin and the Amish. We love Groundhog’s Day and hate New Jersey.
People in Philadelphia call water “wudder”
In Pennsylvania we have our two hockey teams competing right now (the Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers)
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