Tim Woodley
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Tim Woodley
@HelloTimW
Publishing @hellogames. @SpecialEffect Ambassador.
London, England Beigetreten Nisan 2015
819 Folgt1.2K Follower
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hi everyone, we are running a closed beta playtest for Masters of Albion. I really love the game but getting the communities thoughts at this stage would mean the world to us. If you would like a chance to play before launch join our discord server and apply. Thank you.
wishlist moa on steam now
store.steampowered.com/app/3165650/Ma…
Discord:
discord.gg/ncwBx6KkeT
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A completely cynical view about the motivations behind creativity. Bad look, @guardian.
theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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The Steam Spring Sale is here! 🌷
From now until March 26th, celebrate the turn of the seasons with thousands of discounts on games of all kinds.
store.steampowered.com
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🚀 #StellarScreenies - Week 11!
A collection of my personal favourite #NoMansSky screenshots I've seen posted over the last week! 📸
This weeks featured shots come from none other than @persuccello02, @RayReynoldsNMS, @NostromoNMS, & @tawawa_uma! So incredible 😍
Drop these legends a follow if you've not already! 🙌🏻
@NoMansSkyGame @NoMansSky @hellogames #NMS #VP #VirtualPhotography




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EPIC NO MAN'S SKY RESTOCK!
Our official NMS collection, made in collaboration with @NoMansSky, is BACK - but only while stocks last.
Make sure you don't miss out, grab yours TODAY at insertcoinclothing.com/no-mans-sky/

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And the nominees for Evolving Game are… 👏
FALLOUT 76
HELLDIVERS 2
HITMAN WORLD OF ASSASSINATION
NO MAN'S SKY
VAMPIRE SURVIVORS
WARHAMMER 40,000: SPACE MARINE 2
#BAFTAGamesAwards

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またグロックで遊んでたら
1枚目
「設計図風に仕上げて」
2~4枚目
「鉛筆画のように白黒で描いて」
からの
「設計図風に仕上げて」
こんな単純なプロンプトでコレよ、想像通り過ぎて頭の中覗かれてる?って思っちゃうw
#Grok #NoMansSky
#ノーマンズスカイ




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そしてまたまたファルコン号完成しました(スラスターが)
発光部の奥に7基のスラスターが内蔵されてますが発光部の表面に噴射炎の揺らぎが出てくるので飛行時もいい感じです!
ただ400個位のライトを使用してるので他のトラベラーに正常に表示されるかは不明w
#ノーマンズスカイ
#NoMansSky




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Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding
She did chores all week so I owe her $10
I hand her $7
> this isn't $10
"right, I withheld the rest"
> what does that mean
"I kept $3 of your money"
> but it's my money
"It was your money"
> what are you even doing with it?
"Funding household infrastructure"
> what
"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"
> you're charging me for the hallway
"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"
> you're my dad. you're supposed to---
"I'm also your government"
> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway
"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"
> it's a hallway. It's already there
"For now"
She asks what else the $3 covers
"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"
> dispute resolution?
"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"
> that's just parenting
"That's the Department of Justice"
> what about meals. You already feed me
"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"
> I'm your daughter
"Which is why you're currently enrolled"
She wants to see where the money goes
I tell her that would require a FOIA request
> what's that
"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"
> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?
"Could be longer. We're understaffed"
> there's two of you
She asks how she gets any of it back
"It's already spent"
> you spent my money already?
"We had a budget shortfall"
> you just took it 20 seconds ago
"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"
> so I'm not getting it back
"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"
> of my own money
"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"
> you know how much I made. You paid me
"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"
> so you already know the answer
"The point is compliance"
She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong
"Penalty"
> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?
"We could set up a payment plan"
> I'm 8
"Monthly installments. Very manageable"
> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me
"Now you're getting it"
> I want to talk to mom
"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"
She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion
Slammed the door
That's my little citizen
I've never been more proud
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