Helge Holm (parody)

@nickjcal Cancelled my Escapist membership, ready to put that money into whatever you guys have lined up next. 🫡

@cliffski Why wouldn't/shouldn't they?

@stianeikeland ...or operating in a catastrophe situation where the internet may already be at capacity or partially unavailable.

@Bandcamp , why did you recently add "do not warrant that: ... (c) any content or software available at or through the service is free of viruses or other harmful components" plus a long paragraph exonerating you from Bandcamp malware damages?

@RedHat Can you at least put your "Privacy Statement" in a cookieless page so I can read what I consent to before consenting?

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

With $TSLA already down 3% in pre-market trading, let's see what the CEO is up to:

@ggamel/109537054070349253" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mastodon.social/@ggamel/109537… #Mastodon

@FayWheldon Kjempelei meg for at jeg kun kan være med på stream i dag, men veldig glad for at det streames. Kondolerer og stor digital klem. <3

Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey hard-drive.net/confused-elon-…

@danthat I love your stuff. Can I follow you anywhere else?

Links to certain websites are apparently banned on Twitter now. How about hashtags? Will they stop #Mastodon from trending? Ref help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-p…

"Harmful" is bullshit. @TwitterSupport , though cross posting was allowed?

@SimoneGiertz Nice! It's a saner place. Did you get a handle I can follow yet?

ok finally going to download mastodon

The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!

@TwitterSupport Fuck you.

Meanwhile, somewhere nicer:

Protip: You can circumvent Twitter's mastodon block with a JavaScript one liner! mastodon.sos.gd