Heman916

Okay but seriously tho what the fuck. Casual 50 degree difference between high and low

Not a single point was supported. Its like if I just said, "Im a millionaire" and then moved on with no supporting information whatsoever

Was forced to sit through a six minute pro-ai speech for my public speaking class today and it was the modern day equivalent of torture

@janus_le_snek No youre so right

@Heman916 They don't want a little spoon

There is no way this is real 😭😭 "5' 5" - 5' 10" for practical positioning purposes" is too insane to be legitimately written by a real person

Im playing Stardew Valley w/ my friend Kiley twitch.tv/heman916

Gonna go live playing Stardew Valley with my friend Kiley in a little bit ^^

@bacillyboy Top 10 saddest anime moments

@Heman916 Unfortunately people who are paying attention to like the weather according to them the tornado didn't actually hit where I was the cloud wasn't even viewable apparently it was I think south and east of us. So I wouldn't have been able to see it even if I had gone out 💔💔💔

There's a tornado warning and I'm in the dining hall that's mostly glass windows. Uh. Here's to hoping I don't die.

Im finishing Portal 2 story mode then moving on to other games twitch.tv/heman916

wip 全然完成しない！！！！😭

@bacillyboy Should've gone out to see it when you heard the warning go up

@Heman916 I quote tweeted the original tweet when the thing was fine and we were good to like leave the building because we were safe to do so. x.com/i/status/20445…

@bacillyboy Dawg what? 😭

@Heman916 Henry this was 3 hours ago, Henry. The tornado drill has been done since like 5:00 p.m. Henry not drilled warning oh my God my brain. Point is it's been done for a while Henry.

just thought of the concept of a pussyjob. like where she uses her pussy to stroke your ding dong. has anyone ever tried this?

Used pathos so well in my persuasive speech for Public Speaking that the professor stepped out after my speech to stop crying

IM PLAYING PORTAL 2 ON STREAM RN twitch.tv/heman916

Centaur

Nah itd be noids, duh

The only way to become Hemansexual is to kill me. In the event that I am murdered the title of Hemansexual will pass on to my assailant.

Im definitely on the ace spectrum but I dont really like labels, my sexuality from here on out will be Hemansexual and its only for me and no one else can have it and it just means I like who I like and dislike those who I dislike